
This week's Cracked LCD may appear to be a "Games from the Crypt" entry featuring CIVILIZATION but it is really my raptuorous adulation to one of the few real masterpieces that our hobby has produced- it, along with DUNE and SETTLERS are the Holy Trinity of Game Design as far as I'm concerned.
I had not played the game in over a decade. Good gravy, what was I thinking wasting my time on lesser games. This game is completely modern, playable, and revolutionary. It is also an absolute enigma- it somehow features everything that Eurogamers want (low luck, logistical/efficiency planning, sophisticated mechanics, simple rules) as well as more than enough meat to satisfy the Ameritrash palate (brutal conflict, dramatic randomness, fierce competition, epic narrative, meanigful theme, and depth).
SO WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU PLAYING THIS INCREDIBLE GAME???


















The last time I played Civilization was a four-player game that lasted 12 hours. It was my fault, because I was re-familiarizing myself with the rulebook instead of paying attention to the game. They haven't invited me back to play again.
A close friend of mine plays a lot of Euros with this other gaming group, and I used to play with them sometimes before I became certain that I didn't like most Euros. Anyway, one time, one of them brought over his own custom-made set of Civilization/Advanced Civ. that was scaled up to 18 players, with a map that went as far east as Japan. The map was so big that he was blocking the whole sidewalk when he pulled it out of his car to show it off. There were only 7 of us there that day, and they were mostly standard Euro players, so we didn't even try to play Civ.