Nightcrawler - Barney's Incorrect Five Second Reviews

What a climax! Probably the best one since Zero Dark Thirty, my heart was a-racin'! Hard to believe that a first-time director can give that sense of voyeurism.

This was the tenth movie of 2014 I've seen and I'm happy to say I've seen 8 or 9 really good ones, this is one of those. Jake G finally shows some range instead of the same mopey character performances he tends to give (Source Code was the most active I've ever seen him before this). He gets to play a guy who you really hope you never have to work with, ever. I can't even imagine this character in an office setting. Terrifying.

This has to be the worst title for this movie ever. I know it's the accurate term for this type of job (crime journalism) but so many people will be turned off by the title. Plus, I bet those guys who painted their skin blue at the movie left disappointed, "ver iz kurt?!"

Really fantastic stuff. Cements the idea in my head that online university degrees aren't worth a damn.

Brain rating: 4 stars (I think the epilogue was a little lacking and easy)

Heart rating: 4.5 stars