Ladies and gentlemen, I've travelled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new article was coming in at Gameshark.com and I had to see about it. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a games man and if I say I'm an games man you would agree. I am a hobby man. I ran a hobby business. This is its story. I was fixed like no other company in this field. I assure you ladies and gentlemen, no matter what other FLGSs promised to do, when it comes to the showdown they won't be there.
SCREECHY SCREECH DUHN DUHN, DUHN DUHN
SKITTERY SKITTERY DOO
THERE WILL BE GAMES ACT I