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trash2.jpgI've had myself another fill of old trash culture recently, some films, some books, although I've not been doing a lot of video gaming of late, so there's no computer games for you this time. Format is the same as ever: I don't get out much to do anything besides drink beer or play games, so I'm never up on recent cultural milestones in our particular trashy oeuvre. I've not seen Watchmen, nor am I likely to until it turns up on satellite TV. So instead I'm picking over the older stuff, the more obscure stuff, the stuff you might have missed first time around and letting you know what I think of it. I think we'll start with films. Here goes.

The first film we're going to take a look at is the vampire yarn Thirty Days of Night. The premise is simple: in a small Alaskan town, way up on the Arctic Circle, the sun disappears completely for thirty days out of each year. This makes it a pretty attractive proposition for light-fearing vampires and so, one year, they invade. The ensuing struggle to survive by the townsfolk makes up the basis of the film. There's a lot of mould-breaking stuff about this film to enjoy. In contrast to the recent Hollywood fashion for sexy, genteel vampires, the bloodsuckers on offer here are far more strange and alien and are really quite unsettling. Again in contrast to usual horror film conventions the protagonists actually act in a believable fashion. No-one goes wandering off alone into dark places without a damn good reason, and the reaction of the townspeople to the horror and psychological pressure they suddenly find themselves under seems entirely realistic, even when their behaviour crosses the line into some very dark and forbidden places. It is therefore rather a shame that the film is spoiled by an entirely predictable, charmless and very hackneyed ending which is pretty much the carbon copy of the end of another recent vampire film. This one is based on a comic book, so I don't know who stole the ending from whom (or if the comic ends differently) but whichever way round it is it was a crap ending in the first place, and very much not worth the effort of thievery. I was also faintly annoyed that the motivation behind the vampires' behaviour was never explored: they turn up, butcher most of the town in one night and then spend the next 29 days ferreting out tiny bands of survivors. Why? Is that really the best they can do, presenting with 720 consecutive hours of glorious darkness? It's a shame, because the film could have been excellent, but it's still entirely watchable in spite of these flaws, and is well worth your time if you happen to catch it on the goggle box.

Next up is the marital arts flick Kung-Fu Hustle. I must confess that I'd only ever heard of this film because I spent a ridiculous amount of time playing the pre-release publicity flash game but when it came on TV I thought I ought to check it out. And from the very few opening frames, I was completely hooked. The film is utterly ridiculous on a number of levels: the plot is silly, the characters paper thin and the dialogue filled with cliches but none of it matters. This is the perfect popcorn film: it's full of hilarious slapstick, the action sequences are thrilling, the special events well done and highly imaginative, the score and the choreography flawless. It has clearly been lovingly made; the director and actors delight in the genre is obvious and shines through from beginning to end. If that were not enough the film even manages to slip in a little Eastern philosophy to chew over between the fight scenes, and lots of subtle nods to other classic Kung-Fu films for you to look for if you want to, but this posturing is never allowed to interfere with the breakneck pace of the plot. As an exercise in pure entertainment - and living proof that you don't need a huge budget and endless CGI to make a brilliant action film - I can't recommend it highly enough. Apparently work is under way on a sequel, which I'm now hotly anticipating. 

My last film pick is something that sounded easily good enough to be worth the price of a cinema ticket, had I had the time at the time, if that makes sense. It's the adaptation of the Philip K. Dick story A Scanner Darkly which was rumoured to be a career-resurrecting return to form for Keanu Reaves and Winona Ryder. The film follows the lives of a group of drug addicts in a near future police state one of whom is, unbeknown to the others, a secret police informer. The plot chronicles his slide into addiction himself, and is ongoing efforts to please three sets of masters: the police, his friends and the demands of the drug itself. If that sounds like a film which lacks an emotional center, you'd be right. None of the characters seem particularly engaging or sympathetic and I found myself markedly disinterested in their fate. Now, some arthouse films can get away with this if they're pushing something intellectually or creatively interesting. And to be sure, there seems some promise here in that regard. The entire film has the visual hallmark of being rotoscoped in colour, and it starts to explore some well-trodden themes of surrealism, consciousness and of the demands of the rule of law versus the abuse of law. The trouble is that none of this is new, and none of it hasn't been done before, elsewhere, and rather better. The rotoscope motif ceases to be interesting after about ten minutes and then becomes annoying. The parts of the plot dealing with identity and consciousness, blended with the double agent, no-one-knows-who-anyone-else-is motifs means the film is often very convoluted, confusing and hard to follow. This is a bad film: avoid, and go watch anything by David Cronenberg instead for a much better going over of the same ground.

Books now. Time to draw breath, make a cup of tea and pick up a copy of Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman. Mr. Gaiman is best known for his work on the Sandman series of comic books. I've found his other literary offerings to be rather variable in quality: often highly imaginative when it comes to character and setting and yet eventually, inevitably, falling into cliche in terms of plot. Anansi Boys follows a similar path, but manages to struggle free of the stereotypes and do some rather interesting things with itself. For starters, it's quite a page turner. It also does a very fine job of starting off an initially confusing and seemingly unrelated number of plot threads and then tying them all up in a satisfying manner by the end of the book. But the most impressive achievement is the way Gaiman freely blends and borrows motifs from modern fantasy fiction and traditional myth to explore what it is that unites people from the contemporary world with those from the ancient one. You're never quite sure who you ought to be rooting for, since most of the characters are an entirely believable blend of good and bad with the exception of the central villain, who is one of the nastiest I've come across in literature for some time. Recommended as a feel-good book, and quality enough to convince me to maybe try out some more Gaiman some other time.

Having spent an entire article singing the praises of The Road, it was inevitable that I'd get round to reading something else by Cormac McCarthy sooner or later. That something else formed into what is widely accepted as his masterwork, Blood Meridian.  Much like The Road it is the theme of this heavyweight novel that brings it into Ameritrash territory: this is a book set in the Wild West, detailing the exploits of an outlaw known only as "the Kid" with a band of ne'er-do-wells in Mexico, hunting Indian scalps for a government paid bounty. Like The Road it's a nasty, brutal, blood-soaked book but it differs in one vital respect: Blood Meridian has no moral center, no sense of redemption at all, preferring instead to take a quite horribly bleak and disturbing view of humanity. It features page after startling page of McCarthy's trademark minimalist prose-poetry style which effortlessly paints stunning pictures in your head of places you've never been and people you've never met. I was also startled to realise two thirds of the way through the book that it was not about the character, or indeed the themes, that it initially offers up to the reader: it's a clever and thought-provoking bait-and-switch. I thought it was an amazing novel, dense, rich and full of thoughtful narrative and symbolism. But it differs from The Road in one other, crucial respect which leads me to think of Blood Meridian as the lesser book: it has a penchant for needlessly obscure intellectualism which I find elitist and distasteful. Whilst it is obvious, for example, that the story has a lot of indirect overtones connencted with Christian belief, I was stunned to learn that it's actually read as a commentary on a number of very obscure early Christian philosophies such as Antinomianism and Christian Gnosticism. Did you know what those were? Me neither. So what the hell relevance is that for a reader of the novel who isn't well versed with the history of ancient religions which is, I would hazard a guess, most readers? Why connect the book so strongly to something so obscure if not at least partly for reasons of elitism? The epilogue is another example, offering a brief snapshot of something apparently unconnected to the story you've just read. So, a good book, but definitely not for everyone: avoid if you're disturbed the the prospect by endless, pointless, uncaring violence or indeed if you're put off by scholarly masturbation.

Well, that's your lot for this time. Hope I've given you some ideas for your summer entertainment, when the weight of having all those board games to play gets too much! We'll have another run down on older trash in another few months when I've had another batch to get through.

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  • avatarTurek

    if you liked Kung-Fu Hustle check out Shaolin Soccer.

  • avatarJ.T.

    You don't have to be educated in ancient religions to get the gist of Blood Meridian, though I'm sure that would add richness to your understanding of the work. The philosophy comes through loud and clear even if you don't know who was saying the same things 1800 years ago.

    Extreme violence, scholarly masturbation, and from-nowhere endings are the essence of McCarthy. It's a feature, not a bug. Much of the pure fun (yes, fun) of Blood Meridian comes from McCarthy's ridiculously high-minded, overblown approach to describing the drunken ramblings of this gang of thugs. Of course, that contrast also makes the violent parts REALLY unsettling. You take away the high-flown discourse, you lose the whole novel.

    I heard Ridley Scott was making a movie version of it, but I'm not holding my breath. I don't see how they could get anything less than an NC-17 rating while maintaining any sort of fidelity to the content or spirit of the book.

  • avatarMattDP
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    Extreme violence, scholarly masturbation, and from-nowhere endings are the essence of McCarthy. It's a feature, not a bug.

    This may be so, but I didn't get this from The Road at all. Perhaps it's just a question of degrees - maybe I'm pretentious enough to swallow The Road and so didn't spot it, but the extra pretension in Blood Meridian overshot my personal bullshit quotient :)

  • avatarJ.T.
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    This may be so, but I didn't get this from The Road at all.


    Yeah, The Road is much more stripped down than most of McCarthy, even more than No Country. It was a shock for me to read the first time, because I was expecting his usual two-page-long sentences.

  • avatarMichael Barnes

    THE ROAD is written like a rusty knife. It's some of the tightest, most economical writing I've ever read. There are passages in it as good as anything I've ever read. Like the last sentence, I think that's just devastatingly beautiful.

    BLOOD MERIDIAN is great as well, but it _is_ "high minded" and I do get that it's kind of pretentious. But that's OK, because that's the style.

    OUTER DARK is worth checking out too, it's probably even more precocious than BLOOD MERIDIAN but it's got that rawness.

    You know, you guys that are reading McCarthy really should read Nick Cave's novel AND THE ASS SAW THE ANGEL. I read it many years ago as a young goth and I had not read McCarthy at the time. In reflection, it's VERY McCarthy but a little pulpier and more down-to-earth. It's a pretty great book, and if you like his music you'll totally dig his writing.

    Neil Gaiman, I'm tired of his schtick. He's not done anything impressive for a decade. SEASON OF MISTS is still the best thing he's ever done.

    Skip all those Stephen Chow movies and pick up a copy of EAGLE SHOOTING HEROES. It sort of predates that goofy slapstick stuff coming from HK, but it's just completely nuts.

    A SCANNER DARKLY, I thought it was pretty decent for a Dick adaptation. Obviously not as good as the book. The rotoscoping was a mistake though, it would have been a stronger picture traditionally filmed.

    30 DAYS OF NIGHT- no thanks. I like the "shark" aspect of the vampires, but that's about it. Glossy crap with no balls. Postproduction CGI lighting does not generate atmosphere.

  • avatarmetalface13

    I think Neil Gaiman comes up with some really great concepts and interesting fantasy worlds, but the execution and conclusion of his works are often lacking. American Gods had a great concept, but then there was this extremely large chunk where the main character sits around this small town doing nothing. And then there were never any interesting conflicts between the two sets of gods until the very end, which was hardly described. Marvel 1602 is another fun idea that bombed in its conclusion.

    I read Stardust after I saw that movie, and I liked it, but I thought the film was better. More action and more conflict between characters as well.

    Haven't read Coraline but I thought the movie was fantastic. I was also recently surprised by Good Omens.

  • avatarMichael Barnes

    CORALINE was OK, but it had this awkward feeling of being a story about a little girl written by an older man. It's hard to really put a finger on, but it just feels off. I also didn't care much for the voice acting. The animation was incredible though, particularly in 3D.

  • avatarKen B.

    Man, I LOVE Kung-Fu Hustle. I've kept an eye out for Shaolin Soccer on Moviestop or like a used DVD store and never have found one yet.

    It's awesome because it's a better superhero movie than 85% of those churned out by Hollywood.

  • avatariguanaDitty

    my favorite mccarthy is "all the pretty horses" although i haven't read the road. the writing is just beautiful, and brutal.

    if you're a gaiman fan "neverwhere" is fun. turns out all the bums on the street are worth paying attention to...

  • avatarbillyz

    I love Steven Chow movies!

    I had a friend who's dad had this totally kickass collection of campy 70's kung fu flicks.

    Ten Tigers of Kwang Tung

    Watch it. Worship it.

  • avatarZMan

    Stephen Chow: I highly recommend him. He seems to have a love affair with WB cartoons and Fred Astaire. Shaolin Soccer is awesome. A lot tighter than KF Hustle (which I liked). But SS is freakin' hilarious (and I don't like the critic's use of that crutch-y word).

    Other Chow films:

    Forbidden City Cop. This is a period kung fu pieces and just so funny. A little longer than it should be but still a funny film.

    From Beijing with Love - 007 spoof. Some funny moments but ultimately not as good as his other films.

    60 Million Dollar Man: akin to The Mask. Again, some funny moments but as a whole not great.

    God of Cookery: this could have been really, really funny. Still some good moments.

    Other films: note: I know comedy is subjective so my tastes here _will_ not reflect everyone else's

    Kung Fu Rascals: US low-budget escapade of three idiots seeking for the "Power Most Big". Some great moments and some good effects including makeup by Dick Baker (I think). Laughed my ass off many times to this.

    Miracle Fighters: holy cow is this great. Funny and some good kung fu action.

    High Risk: homage to Die Hard. Some really awesome kung fu action and funny moments. Including a guy portraying Jackie Chan who doesn't do all his stunts. Many, this is a riot of action and comedy.

    The Bodyguard: from the producer of Ong Bak. Some funny and outrageously funny moments. Including a funny cameo by Tony Jaa.

    Kung Fu Mahjong: I watched it because it starred the landlord couple from KF Hustle. It could have been really funny, still it had a few good laughs.

    Save the Green Planet: Korean film with some mild torture in it. Not funny per se, but wacky.

  • avatarShellhead

    The Shadowfist CCG got me interested in Hong Kong action movies back in the mid-'90s. I soon discovered that a local movie theatre was showing a different HK action movie every weekend at midnight, so I was soon enjoying the likes of The Killer, The Legend of Fong Sai Yuk, and many more. Kung Fu Hustle was a lot of fun, but I also enjoyed the unconventional and very incongruous humor of the earlier HK action movies, where the tone would abruptly go from high drama to weird silliness and then intense tragedy, sometimes in mere minutes.

  • avatarMichael Barnes

    Oh jeez...if we're going to talk HK movies...

    I got into them after seeing THE KILLER at a college screening. It blew me away. Then I started getting this horrible bootleg VHS tapes of all the Jackie Chan, John Woo movies. Jet Li hadn't really broken out yet, this was right before ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA.

    For a while, I was like the freaking god of HK movies. I had access to this Chinese video store that would rent me as many movies as I wanted for as long as I wanted for $1 a piece. No membership required. So I'd go and rent 20 movies and copy them all. Eventually, they started helping me find stuff since the Cantonese titles were so different (HARDBOILED is actually called HOT HANDED GOD OF SUPERCOPS), and it turned out they had a goldmine of old stuff tucked away. So I was getting these insanely rare (at the time) movies like the Shaw Bros. horror movies (BLACK MAGIC, SEEDING OF A GHOST, KILLER SNAKES, etc.) and some really rare Golden Harvest titles. Moved on to laserdiscs for a while, but they were too damn expensive ($120 for A BULLET IN THE HEAD...bought it anyway). I think I had a collection of about 450 HK movies at one point, including a lot of classic Shaw Bros. stuff- before Wu Tang started mining them for ideas.

    Best Shaw Bros., by the way, is not FIVE DEADLY VENOMS. It's SUPER NINJAS. That movie is insane. 8 DIAGRAM POLE FIGHTER is pretty great too. And CHINATOWN KID.

    But yeah, I went through ALL that stuff. There's not a whole lot of HK movies I haven't seen prior to 1997-98.

    If you want a really funny one, then OPERATION PINK SQUAD 2 is the way to go. Or NAKED KILLER. That stuff was way funnier than the Stephen Chow stuff for me.

  • avatarShellhead

    I've seen Naked Killer. I don't remember it being even as funny as The Hitman.

    One year at GenCon, probably the year that Z-Man brought Shadowfist back to life, Zev rented a room at a hotel right by the convention and showed a whole bunch of HK movies each day. I caught a few of them, though that whole convention is just a blur in my memories now.

  • avatarMichael Barnes

    It had the exploding hat though.

    DEADFUL MELODY, that's another one...hilarious.

    CITY HUNTER is pretty funny too, the first 100 times you see it.

  • avatarZMan

    Ah yes the HK action movie room at Gen Con. I did that for several years. I tried putting the movies I wanted to watch in the evenings and I ended up every night closing the room so I got to watch a lot during Gen Con. It was an ice break from the exhibit hall and even gaming. I got to sit down and relax...

    We showed Shaolin Soccer when the movie was not released in the US yet. We started with a few viewers (we were in a hotel if I recall, off the lobby. Our laughter brought in, eventually, a standing room only crowd. And there were people outside the glass doors watching. After the film I got asked where to buy it - I wish I was selling it at that time.

    That was a fun crowd. We also alays got a good crowd for Big Trouble in Little China. Also, at midnight, or the last show we'd show Army of Darkness. One of the last times for our movie room we showed Dead Alive.

    All in all it was amazing fun showing those films. But it was always a headache and heartache to do it because I never had enough people to man it and it was a hardship to keep it going so I had to stop.

    I was talking mostly comedies but if you are talking straight up HK flicks there are lots to see. Besides those mentioned, see Master Killer (aka Master of the 36th Chamber), Last Hero in China, several of the Once Upon a Time in China, Shaolin Challenges Ninja (really cool Shaw Bros flick), Fong Sai Yuk and on and on.

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