I'm living in a Fantasy World

  Dear F:AT, My name is KingPut and I admit I am one of  Fantasy Flight's biggest Fan Boys.  No Fantasy Flight didn't send me suitcases of games and money to write reviews for the them.   However, they did send me replacements for my broken StarCraft and MEQ minis.   They also sent me prizes for Trashfest but I also received prizes for from GMT, Rio Grande and Canton Games.

Steve Weeks was right about Fantasy Flight Games.  They are evil and they're ruining my life.  If you looked at my brain 4 years ago it would look like a normal guy's brain.   Here is the brake down of what I thought about 3-4 years ago (note: this is ripped off from Dennis Leary's latest very funny book):

My Brain in 2006:

Football 20%

Woman's T&A 15%

Great Pizza and Sandwiches I've eaten 15%

Beer 10%

IPA Beers 10%

Caylus 6% (I know this is really wrong to think about Caylus more than Jennifer Aniston Ass or my wife and kids but I'm being really honest here)

Fantasy Football 5%

Sex with wife 4%

Sex with ex-Girl Friends 4%

Jennifer Aniston Ass 3%

Kids 3%

Today my brain is a complete mess: 

 Fantasy Flight Games 25%

Upcoming FFG 10%

Woman's T&A 10%

Football 10%

Great Pizza and Sandwiches I've eaten 10%

Beer 10%

IPA Beers 10%

Sex with wife 4%

Sex with ex-Girl Friends 4%

Jennifer Aniston Ass 3%

Kids 3%

Fantasy Flight Football 1% (Fraudian Slip)

Over a third of my brain is dedicated to using Fantasy Flight Games and obtaining new Fantasy Flight Games.  

I now schedule my life around playing FFG.  Here's my upcoming schedule:

August 26     Middle Earth Quest - Wednesday night group

August 28     Arkham Horror at game night

August 29-30   "Finish AH game set up in my basement with my daughter.  I just with I could remmember my daughters name".

Sept 2           Hopefully MEQ - Wed game group

 Sept 5-6       48 straight hours of Descent

 Sept 11         Andriod night

Oct 2              MEQ night

Oct 23            Fury of Dracula night

Other Wednesday in September and October - "I hope I can get the game group to play some Fantasy Flight Games".

Weekends with kids - "My daughters really into vampires.  Maybe we can play Fury of Dracula this weekend"

 Nov 12 - 15   Euroquest "I can't wait to play 48 straight hours of FFG"

December Holiday's   - FFG with Uba, her Man and AMF Dan

Anyone have any suggestions on how to break this addition?    I need to get my life back.