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RAWK, ya?

 

Big congratulations go out to Celtic Frost, who I've heard won some major German award of some kind.

 

Truly, their long toils over the years have finally... Mmmm? What? It wasn't them?

 

 .....

 

 

What the hell is a "Keltis?"

 

So anyway, this looks to be the year Reiner wins the award proper after years upon years of him essentially being snubbed by the Spiel de Jahres selection committee.

Oh, sure, he's won a "special award" or two I guess, but that's not much of a consolation prize. Time will tell if this is a good selection or if this is more like when Susan Lucci finally won that Daytime Emmy after what seemed like 65 years of trying.

 

"We're finally going to give Susan the award?"

"Yeah, I guess so."

"What did her character do this year that deserves the award? What was her big scene, her big arc?"

"Hell if I know. I just want her to shut up about it."

"Good point."

 

What I do know is that as of this writing, Keltis is rated 700 and something with only 67 people listed as owning the damn thing. It's funny because SdJ continues to be completely out of touch with the hobby as we know it, even in the BGG sense of the word. Stone Age was the closest thing this year to a "known" or big time game, the rest was a bunch of stuff few had claimed to even have played. I had a gut feeling that Stone Age was too complicated for the SdJ, because at the pace we're going the only thing eligible in 2011 will be some boardgame version of a color matching card game (oh hell...that happened last year. Never mind.)

 

Just looking at it, Keltis honestly looks like a gambling board you'd see at a casino. From what I've read it's pretty much Lost Cities in boardgame form. I must admit to having a small affinity for Lost Cities despite myself; that game is the cruelest piece of work you'll ever likely see. You never pick up a hand of cards in Lost Cities and go, "Hell yeah! This is something I can fookin' WORK WITH, baby!" It's always more like 2 3s, a 4 and 5 of one color, a token 10 and nothing else of that color, and some !@#$!@ handshakes.

We'll have to see if there is a sheeple effect and the game shoots up in ownership and ratings, or if what has seemed to be a growing malaise about the whole SdJ thing continues to grow due to this selection. It's funny to remember a time when the SdJ went to games that had a little meat on them like Torres, Settlers, or Tikal, or went to games that were bonafide "Gateway Classics" like Ticket to Ride and Settlers. Personally I shook off the "SdJ" spell when I played Niagara. If that is in any way "Game of the Year" from 2006, well...let's just say that would be a sad commentary on that year's state of gaming.

 

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  • avatarmikelawson

    Oh man, Celtic Frost. Haven't heard music from them since good old Saturday Night Loud on WVXU disappeared back in the mid-late 90s.

    --Mike L.

  • avatarMichael Barnes

    Ungh!

    Celtic Frost is one of my absolute favorite bands. Between "Morbid Tales" and "To Mega Therion", and "Into The Pandemonium" you've got some of the best metal (and beyond) ever produced. I remember being a young metal head sometime in the mid-80s and listening late at night to the Georgia Tech station where they did this metal show (still on today) called Wreckage. They played "Procreation of the Wicked" and it just floored me. It sounded totally evil and twisted.

    I always loved their approach to metal- they were one of the first bands to really risk being VERY different and applying different textures and instrumentation- it didn't always work, but the spirit of experimentation was definitely appreciated. I think "To Mega Therion" was the first time I ever heard orchestral arrangements on a metal record. And what other thrash acts had the guts to cover Wall of Voodoo, Dean Martin, and Bowie?

    My favorite CF track is probably the '85 "Studio Jam" of "Return to the Eve" on "Parched With Thirst am I and Dying"...you can tell they're just having a _blast_ playing it.

    "Cold Lake"...I'm _still_ not sure what they were trying to go for with that. I remember reading the review for it in a guitar magazine that just tore it apart. Regardless, I bought the tape at Record Bar and kind of felt sad.

    I saw CF the last couple of times they came through ATL...the first time was fucking amazing. Tom Warrior came on stage and said "Are you morbid Atlanta" and I about lost my mind. They played literally everything you wanted to hear plus some of the stuff off their pretty good "comeback" album. I'm not one for the pit these days, but I couldn't help myself when they did "Circle of Tyrants", "Inner Sanctum" and "Jeweled Throne".

    You know, I still don't have a copy of "Vanity/Nemesis"...I should really track that down. I also need to find a copy of Tom Warrior's book.

    Oh wait...this is about SDJ? Sorry.

  • avatarJuniper
    Quote:
    What I do know is that as of this writing, Keltis is rated 700 and something with only 67 people listed as owning the damn thing. It's funny because SdJ continues to be completely out of touch with the hobby as we know it, even in the BGG sense of the word.

    I think the SdJ jury is doing a pretty good job of serving their audience. They're out of touch with "the hobby" in the same way that the NFL is out of touch with lacrosse fans; "the hobby" is a different -- and much smaller -- market than the population to whom the SdJ is targeted. Still, I don't envy the members of the jury. The German boardgame industry hasn't had an original idea since 2003. I'd hate to have to pick any winner from the current crop.

    I don't think that Knizia's recent win has anything to do with pity or sentimentality. It's just that the field is so weak these days that he can win with a design that would have been passed over in prior years. Lost Cities wasn't even nominated, back in the day.* The fact that it's strong enough in 2008 to win the big prize says quite a bit about the state of German games publishing.

    Until the German publishers can pull themselves out of their current malaise, Knizia can continue to win the SdJ every year by repackaging his old card games from the 1990s. Early prediction for SdJ 2009: Reiner Knizia's MONEY!, das Brettspiel

    *Yeah, I know that 2-player card games aren't likely contenders for the big prize, but they're routinely shortlisted.

  • avatarKen B.

    JUNIPER! YOU'RE ALIVE~!

    :D


    I know what you mean about the weak field. If the SdJ folks want to nominate some truly innovative stuff, all of that's happening in wargaming and AT these days.

  • avatarvialiy
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    "Cold Lake"...I'm _still_ not sure what they were trying to go for with that. I remember reading the review for it in a guitar magazine that just tore it apart. Regardless, I bought the tape at Record Bar and kind of felt sad.

    My jaw dropped when Cold Lake came out. It's still on the floor.

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