Fortress Ameritrash readers demand to know: who's being a cocksucker right now? Our panel of experts has produced the following graphical guide as a resource to the board gaming hobby.

Robert is a member of the Fortress: Ameritrash staff.
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Fortress Ameritrash readers demand to know: who's being a cocksucker right now? Our panel of experts has produced the following graphical guide as a resource to the board gaming hobby.

Robert is a member of the Fortress: Ameritrash staff.
Finally a chart that will help me prove that I'm not into cocksucking to those weird guys that stop me on the streets.
The enraged nerd definitely take the prize for all of their enraged, angry fellating of Aldie and Derk. They get paid in GeekGold. Who do? Geek do!
I too would be interested in seeing where various personalities, broad groups, and internet whiners wind up on the 'scope. Perhaps we need more infographics on a regular basis.
Would it spoil the joke to add more dimensions to the graph? While number of cocks sucked is undoubtedly the main variable, it seems relevant that the "GW deleting files = bad, BGG deleting files = no problem" users are sucking a lot of rock-hard cocks, but the "protest raters" are not only sucking phenomenal amounts of cock, but that the cock they are sucking is also exceptionally long, thick, hard, and veiny.
I ask only in the interest of scholarship, of course.
It's sort of like the climate change debate. We know that there's a lot of cocksucking going on, but there's still some disagreement over which scientists have the most accurate mathematical model.
Shouldn't this have been in the shape of a cock?
I couldn't decide whether the "more cocksucking" side should be at the tip or at the base of the shaft.
"Shouldn't this have been in the shape of a cock?"
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Wait, Lt. Uhura does not suck the cock?
She sucks more than FGG, but less than GW.
Then I don't stand a chance.
Back to my yoga work outs... one day, one day.
YES! Experts rules!!