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Fortress Ameritrash readers demand to know: who's being a cocksucker right now?  Our panel of experts has produced the following graphical guide as a resource to the board gaming hobby.

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  • avatarDr. Mabuse

    YES! Experts rules!!

  • avatarDr. Mabuse

    (err...rule!!)

    Not being able to edit comments lay right between GW and Geekdo Admins.

  • avatarmilhouse46

    Finally a chart that will help me prove that I'm not into cocksucking to those weird guys that stop me on the streets.

  • avatarMichael Barnes

    The enraged nerd definitely take the prize for all of their enraged, angry fellating of Aldie and Derk. They get paid in GeekGold. Who do? Geek do!

  • avatardysjunct

    This is pretty awesome. I'd support making "RAISE FELLATIOSCOPE!" a regular column.

  • avatarMichael Barnes

    I too would be interested in seeing where various personalities, broad groups, and internet whiners wind up on the 'scope. Perhaps we need more infographics on a regular basis.

  • avatardysjunct

    Would it spoil the joke to add more dimensions to the graph? While number of cocks sucked is undoubtedly the main variable, it seems relevant that the "GW deleting files = bad, BGG deleting files = no problem" users are sucking a lot of rock-hard cocks, but the "protest raters" are not only sucking phenomenal amounts of cock, but that the cock they are sucking is also exceptionally long, thick, hard, and veiny.

    I ask only in the interest of scholarship, of course.

  • avatarJuniper
    Quote:
    Would it spoil the joke to add more dimensions to the graph? While number of cocks sucked is undoubtedly the main variable, it seems relevant that the "GW deleting files = bad, BGG deleting files = no problem" users are sucking a lot of rock-hard cocks, but the "protest raters" are not only sucking phenomenal amounts of cock, but that the cock they are sucking is also exceptionally long, thick, hard, and veiny.

    I ask only in the interest of scholarship, of course.

    It's sort of like the climate change debate. We know that there's a lot of cocksucking going on, but there's still some disagreement over which scientists have the most accurate mathematical model.

  • Mr Skeletor

    Shouldn't this have been in the shape of a cock?

  • avatarJuniper
    Quote:
    Shouldn't this have been in the shape of a cock?

    I couldn't decide whether the "more cocksucking" side should be at the tip or at the base of the shaft.

  • avatarSchweig!

    "Shouldn't this have been in the shape of a cock?"

    [img]http://fortressat.com/images/stories/224/Untitled_copy.png[/img]

  • avatarJuniper

    Hah!

    Maybe it just finished swimming.

  • avatarForelle

    Wait, Lt. Uhura does not suck the cock?

  • avatarubarose
    Quote:
    Wait, Lt. Uhura does not suck the cock?

    She sucks more than FGG, but less than GW.

  • avatarJonJacob

    Wait, Lt. Uhura does not suck the cock?


    She sucks more than FGG, but less than GW.

    Then I don't stand a chance.

    Back to my yoga work outs... one day, one day.

  • avatargeneralpf

    Oh man, I'm gonna piss my pants!

  • avatarSagrilarus


    Good Lord we have a Fellatio-Scope on the front page.

    I suppose it will keep the riff-raff from wandering over here while BGG is essentially "down" due to whining.

    S.


  • avatarNot Sure

    I thought the riff-raff were all already here. I know I am.

  • avatargeneralpf

    Let's donate!

  • avatarSpace Ghost

    the more we donate, the more the 'scope grows

  • avatargeneralpf

    Ha ha, "grows", get it? It "grows"? Ha ha!

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