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. HA HA HA! This is awesome. Love that slo-mo Sam Peckinpah bullet.
Another reason- excessive facial hair and poor hygiene aren't just tolerated- they're encouraged!
Goatee man isn't wearing the Christmas sweater!
This is obviously set before grammy made it. Maybe Schweig can retcon it in there. But that may set up a time travel paradox.
Isn't his name Eugene? Can't we get a little respect around here?
No one is watching the dancing girls.
The chicken hat is my fav.
"Goatee man isn't wearing the Christmas sweater!"
Eugene has two sweaters, the green one and the Christmas teddy sweater, and he changes them - from time to time.
"Is that an indian or Mr. Skeletor getting shot at by the admins, I mean uh, sheriffs??"
Both.
Also here is a totally irrelevant photograph:

Is that an indian or Mr. Skeletor getting shot at by the admins, I mean uh, sheriffs??