FATcast Episode 04 Hot

Eaten by Zombies if terrible.

It has got to be Snow White. She hooked up with 7 dwarves and still got some prince on the side.

Little Red doesn't even comes close to that kind of sex drive.

Steve"In depth analysis"Avery

Love that dog. "I am *not* going to this fucking Renaissance Faire."

Matt, is the dog in the picture the one that needs a new home? I'm sorry, I'm not a dog person and have trouble telling your two dogs apart in pictures.

Did Pauly Shore get eaten by zombies? THAT would be a podcast.

Nope, it's the other one ubarose, he posted its picture in a forum thread.

That was entertaining, guys. Probably the best F:ATcast that didn't include me.

Yeah, the other dog is the one that is looking for a home. Despite his looking really small in that photo, Conan is 55lbs of pure pitbull fury when he wants to be.

Little Red Riding Hood isn't a Disney princess. I went home after recoding and looked and there is an official list:

The six original members were Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), Ariel, Belle and Jasmine, who were later joined by Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, and Rapunzel.

Invite me to your next game night!

Awesome. I've been impatiently waiting for another Fatcast for my new two hour daily commute. This will be a nice break from The Messy Gameroom.

Hottest by far is Jasmine, but I had a bad experience with her in Epcot a couple of years back. That's a turn-off. Belle is the clear choice.

Aurora = high maintenance.

Snow White -- always right and likely to ask about "where the relationship is going" on the second date.

Cinderella is too . . . uh . . . ok Cindy is in the running. Girls that don't know they're pretty can be a whole big pile of fun.

Ariel = fish.

Mulan has gender issues, but is otherwise in the hunt. A make-it-work kind of girl.

Who the hell is Tiana?

Pocahontas -- chicks that talk to trees = trouble. Chicks that hear them talk back = whole lot of trouble.

Rapunzel is a darling but I dated a girl with really long hair and there's some drawbacks. One of those things you don't realize until you've tried it.

Ariel's the call. She'll sleep with you for a Kindle.

S.

By the way, that chick in the stockings above looks like this girl I "dated" in college. Really unbelievable!

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Okay, first of all, Matt: what the fuck were you eating at the beginning of the segment?! And did you know that you swallow loud as fuck?

Secundo, never, ever, let Josh Look read listener e-mail again. Ever.

All douchebaggery aside, good job guys! I actually get pretty amped every time I know yo guys are in the process of recording. I'm gonna turn my new gaming group on to the podcast.

Lastly- Jasmine: MMMMMmmmmmmmm...

engineer Al wrote:

billyz wrote:

Okay, first of all, Matt: what the fuck were you eating at the beginning of the segment?!

Ahhhhhhh... that would explain the loud swallowing, and, I think, lip smacking.

Carry on.

If you can't tell from his voice, Matt was pretty damn sick the day we recorded. He was pretty close to losing his voice. Al had to some tricky thing to make Matt audible, which also made his breathing and swallowing audible, plus he had to edit out a lot of coughing and wheezing.

But I did still manage to drink like a champ!

BillyZ-

My balls. Your face.

How's that for listener emails?

LOL!

Promises, promises...

Do you have a link to those Disney comics with Mickey shooting guns, smoking, and getting all emo over a girl? My sister is a HUGE disney fan and I wanna get them for her two year old daughter. I bet it would take at least a month before she realized the content ain't modern Disney :)

here

They're still family friendly enough.

Yeah, thanks for the Disney recommendation. They sound interesting. I do read Walking Dead as well and agree with you both that it is top notch.

Also, sorry about my question. I didn't realize it should have been more frivolous and vulgar. I'll do better next time. And for the record, you got my name right. It is Dair pronounced just like "dare."

Finally, what is with the short episode. Quit slacking off and talk about more bullshit already.

Great podcast. I take it there were no guests because you greedy bastards wanted all the El Jimador for yourselves? What next? Will FATties have to bribe you with booze in order to get on the program?

Oh yeah, and your Eaten By Zombies segment failed to address one crucial issue: are the cards likely to scratch your gaming table?

THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA!

If anyone sends us a bottle of liquor I promise to record you a special bonus segment where we talk about whatever you want us to.

Also, we do like serious questions more but until we get a bunch submitted per episode and have to start culling them, you'd have to be really bad at asking questions to not make it on air.

Seems I'm the resident F:AT comic nerd, so any excuse to talk more comics, I'm all for it.

Alright then -- talk to me about Avenging Spiderman and the incomparable Joe Madureira's art. Does he still got it?

S.

I've only read the first issue, not sure if the 2nd is out yet, but it was absolutely terrific. I've not been this excited about Spider-Man comics in ages. And, yeah, Joe Madureira is still ace.