Speaking of offensive themes...

I've been working on a new design idea after picking up my own copy of Busen Memo... I may end up with a slightly less robustly vulgar specific theme while retaining the core mechanic, but I dunno I think I like it being just ludicrously over the top, so thoughts would be great

Glory Hole

After sucking the absolute best dick of all time, you just have to know who it's attached to! So you run out into the club and need to figure it out, but it's a lot HARDER than you think to match a fully dressed dude to his dong...

Lay out the headshot/portrait cards of dudes. Everyone draws a dick card. On your turn you have to match the dick in your hand (or mouth!) to the fully dressed dude on the table. I thinking there can be simple rules where you just see if it's a match or not, as well as more advanced rules where other players can challenge your pick.



Obviously it's going to be a small run sort of thing and I'm most interested in it being a way to fuck with the double standards so prevalent around gender (weird, me talking about gender politics?!?!), but I also think it'd be a fucking classic late night "oh shit, let's pull out the dick game!"

Make it a deduction game like "Guess Who" where each player has a set of cards on one side and one secret card. Each player takes turns "Is my dick white? Does my dick curve to the left? Does my dick have moles? Are my balls shaved"

Imagine how uncomfortable some men would be playing that. That alone would be worth it. I'd "fund it"just on the hope that it might someday be delivered. I'd be all over that.

Now go post a REAL update to Glamazons, you prick!

SuperflyTNT wrote: I'd be all over that.

He says, surprising no one.

Seriously, sounds like a hilarious game. Not sure how it would work yet.

The Glory Hole theme could also work as a variant of Mystery Date.

Don't forget to have "Roofie Cards" which force players to change their secret card thanks to memory loss.

"Got any short, stubby ones with a Prince Albert?" "Go suck!"

Sounds like a great implementation of a sadly underrepresented theme. I'd hazard a guess and say more gamers have dicks than Mediterranean spice trading agreements or farms.

Throw in some detailed minis and compelling...stretch goals...and I believe this will be a winner on Kickstarter.

themothman421 wrote: Sounds like a great implementation of a sadly underrepresented theme. I'd hazard a guess and say more gamers have dicks than Mediterranean spice trading agreements or farms.

Throw in some detailed minis and compelling...stretch goals...and I believe this will be a winner on Kickstarter.

Best new poster here in a looooooooong time! You sir, are a fucking champion!

This theme really should have a dexterity component.

And a catch cup as an expansion. There's no limit how far you could milk this.

Matt, have you checked out DriveThruCards ? If you stick strictly to cards for your design, you can literally upload an InDesign file and make the game available as print-on-demand. Although, now that I think about it, the DriveThru folks probably have some "decency" restrictions...

Jason Lutes wrote: Matt, have you checked out DriveThruCards ? If you stick strictly to cards for your design, you can literally upload an InDesign file and make the game available as print-on-demand. Although, now that I think about it, the DriveThru folks probably have some "decency" restrictions...

I'm friends with James, and I don't think he's care too much. There's other
Companies like Artscow and PrintPlayGames and SuperiorPOD which allow self-fulfillment and give commission to creators.

I work for a printer again* so it's not really a big thing for me to get it done as however small a run as I need.

Honestly the biggest issue is getting the art, cause I need photos of dicks AND photos of the owners of said dicks. So it's something of a challenge to not break the bank on it. I'd feel too icky using even public domain dicks without full consent from the owner saying they don't mind being in the game.

I also need to call Luke and see if I'd be able to run it through Kickstarter, cause probably not, but it would be great for the EXPOSURE...

*I'm doing biz dev for QPC, so hit me up for all your printing needs!

I'd volunteer but those oversize tarot cards are just too expensive.