First-impression "reviews" that spend the first 2,000 words and 30 pictures describing the sturdiness of the box, the quality of the insert, the dimensions of the rule book, the thickness of the tokens... And then a short paragraph that barely gives me an idea of what the game is like, largely because the reviewer probably isn't sure himself. (I'd also say "herself" but, c'mon, we know only dudes would do this.)