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Worst New-To-You Games 2016?
Relic - I can take or leave the Warhammer 40K setting, but this game sucked. Long, slow, repetitive, with almost no meaningful decisions. I lost almost every single fight and never had a decent chance in most of them. I realize that this is just a re-themed Talisman, except that I vaguely remember playing Talisman once and enjoying it more than this.
A Study in Emerald (2nd edition, I guess) - Though not as ugly as the first edition board, this was still a somewhat unattractive game. The gameplay felt too abstracted for the theme to mean anything. There were some interesting cards, but I won big by ignoring them and just focusing on the cities. No interest in playing again.
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Quartermaster General: Victory or Death provoked a strong negative reaction out of me. This review drew some attention from the publisher.
I really don't like Dr. Eureka.
Crazy Karts is another that really gets to me and produced such poor experiences. Negative review here .
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The Mystic Vale expansion was garbage too. Didn't add anything new really.
Bottle cap Vikings was fucking TRAGICALLY BAD. I feel like my IQ is just now recovering from the massive dose of WTF
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The Others was a little better.
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I can almost understand the praise this is getting from the euro crowd. As a euro, it has a strong theme, is sci-fi, and the art on the cards looks good. But the gameplay, dear god I'd rather work on spreadsheets at work because at least then I'm getting paid for it. Somehow the asteroids as the main form of interaction make the game worse because they cannot be planned for and cannot be prevented, they just randomly destroy resources and are somewhat rare. The other interaction, claiming the awards or scoring bonuses, just involves a quick scan of the other players' tableau cards, nothing more. And the map is even less interactive than a worker placement game and denying resources since once terraformed and claimed the better spots are gone for good. I played the game once and would leave a game day if this was my only option. Far too solitary of gameplay with typical turn resources into other resources into points, albeit with a pretty sci-fi theme.
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The Last Friday- Imagine a mashup of Letters from Whitechapel, Psycho Raiders and Fury of Dracula that eschews everything interesting that those games do.
Dishonorable mention- Scythe, New Angeles, Archaelogy, Terraforming Mars, Medieval Conspiracy, and The Others
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I can't really think of anything that stood out over (under) everything else as the worst of the worst.
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Jexik wrote: Some Kickstarter game in a small box based off of an Adult Swim show that I haven't watched brought over by that one guy
That guy really gets around.
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You buy cards that go in card slots and can hold other cards. The amount of points those combinations generate can go slightly up or down over time, so it's better to keep some for only a single season and others for maybe two or three. There are five seasons total. Some cards produce money and other cards cost money. There are some action cards. Player interaction is purchasing cards that another player probably wanted and jockeying the best time to drop out of the round.
There. That's The Networks without the theme.
The cards that give you money are Advertisements, and the cards that cost money but get you points are Stars and Shows. Different Shows can support different numbers of Shows and Advertisements. Shows do better slotted into particular timeslots.
That's The Networks with the theme.
I absolutely do not get the appeal. It's just putting together nonawful card combinations and getting a tiny little VP engine creaking along.
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Sheriff of Nottingham - I don't think it was bad so much as it was disappointing. I think the moral of the story for me is "don't treat Wil Wheaton's videos as game reviews". They made Sheriff look like it was as much fun as you could possibly have in a game. The reality of the game, with two people that don't like bluffing games, was considerably less exciting.
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