Pandemic - What it is lacking

I had the chance to play Pandemic this evening and I thought it was an excellent cooperative game.

But while I went through my normal metagame babble of naming all the viruses, making movie references, and giving the guy who taught me the rules a hard time becuase everything he said was printed on the board; I realized that this game really needs a Brad Pitt card. I recommend pasting up at least one card with Brad Pitt's face. Come on, you know you want to.

* Fun Fact - American pop culture reference - Brad Pitt was in 12 Monkeys where he killed nearly all humans by carrying the virus around the world.

Mmmmmmm. Brad Pitt card.
(See I'm not a man hater.)

What the hell is pandemic? I took a look on the geek as was struck with cube confusion.
Drolling over Brad Pit does not make you any less of a man hater, even Greer like guys provided they resemble little boys.
We accept everyone here, so just come out and embrace your full manhatingness, you'll get less stomache ulcers once you're out of the closet.

SPOILER ALERT!!!

I recommend you see 12 monkeys again. Brad Pitt doesn't destroy humanity. Somebody else does. Which is the irony of the movie.

Mr Skeletor wrote:

What the hell is pandemic? I took a look on the geek as was struck with cube confusion.
Drolling over Brad Pit does not make you any less of a man hater, even Greer like guys provided they resemble little boys.
We accept everyone here, so just come out and embrace your full manhatingness, you'll get less stomache ulcers once you're out of the closet.

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Mr. Skeletor, you know that you LOVE Brad Pitt. And the details of the movie are not what's important here. The POINT is that Pandemic would be a better game with a BRAD PITT card.

There aren't enough women on this site to agree with me.

Pandemic is a game with a bunch of cubes and they represent plagues. They grow and spread like that thing you've been trying to get rid of for months now in the genital area, Mr. Skeletor. This game should hold a special place in your heart.

Even though you're a man, I still like you. You can be my BFFAFAT.

What the hell is a BFFAFAT? Does it mean I get to sleep with you? Does it mean I have to push cubes around in a game of Pandemic?

OMG - U don't know wat BFFAFAT is? Best Friends Forever At Fortress AmeriTrash LOL

Ok, I'll stop being stupid. I did like Pandemic because it's cooperative and I can enjoy playing them with my brother who acts like an ass clown when he plays games. All in all, it really didn't have much flavor. I felt the need to make up stories about what was happening - like why Tokoyo suddenly spread an outbreak to other major cities - just to keep entertained.

Oh darn, the only other woman on this site doesn't like Brad Pitt. Maybe some of the guys will come out and support me on this one.

I never really liked 12 Monkeys.

Oh fer-- fuck Pandemic does Boneface get to sleep with Colleen ?

I recall that he had a thing with Brittany Spears awhile back. He's tainted.

If fucking a celebrity statue makes one tainted, I don't want to be clean.

This site needs more chicks, I think we should all go on a recruitment drive. I'll start handing fliers out at the strippers.

Mr Skeletor wrote:

This site needs more chicks, I think we should all go on a recruitment drive. I'll start handing fliers out at the strippers.

Nice!!

Mr Skeletor wrote:

What the hell is a BFFAFAT? Does it mean I get to sleep with you? Does it mean I have to push cubes around in a game of Pandemic?

Oh stewardess, I speak Internet.

BFFAFAT: Best Female Friend At Fortress AmeriTrash.