WHO IS EXCITED ABOUT RUHRSCHIFFAHRT?

wice wrote: If things go as usual, in six months Michael will praise this game for its "beautiful integration of the theme" and its "emergent gameplay"....

And 3 weeks after declaring it a triumph of design, he'll be selling it off as so much deadwood....

But at such a discount rate that you'd be cheating yourself and a fool NOT to buy it from him.

San Il Defanso wrote: No one throw any tomatoes, but I actually might like this one. I tend to like thinky Euros like this.

But that title...mercy...

Come on, it sounds 1000% more badass than every AT game combined. Did you know, that the Germans have no word for "fluffy"? Also: Guten Tag Kätzchen. That's Hello Kitty in German.

Sorry guys, I've already pre-ordered this from Michael.

S.

Sagrilarus wrote: Sorry guys, I've already pre-ordered this from Michael.

S.

But, wait. He's going to get the press copy from Spielworxx and then the updated FFG version with three expansions (Expand to the Marne!), right? I'll wait another week for him to sell off the FFG version as "bloated" and "more eye candy than gameplay."

Shellhead wrote: Sigmund Freud could have a field day with that cover. If he wasn't dead.

Thumbs up and agreed, but my all-time favorite hilariously sexual box art will always be:



Still, curious to hear about the mechanics of this new shit-farting game.

Not that STEEL DRIVER, this STEEL DRIVER:



Just look at that prominent groin thrust. Don't miss the thick steel bar you have to hammer, and hammer , and hammer .

/faints dead away

Steel Driver is still not as blatantly freudian as a long barge entering a canal.

Is it me, or is the guy in the background of the first Steel Driver pic unaware of how to properly wield a sledgehammer?

jeb wrote: Not that STEEL DRIVER, this STEEL DRIVER:

Just look at that prominent groin thrust. Don't miss the thick steel bar you have to hammer, and hammer , and hammer .

/faints dead away

That's no railroad spike. He has a faulty zipper and his cock is chromed. That's just what a pimp that brother is...chrome cock and all.

SuperflyTNT wrote: That's no railroad spike. He has a faulty zipper and his cock is chromed. That's just what a pimp that brother is...chrome cock and all.

Reminds me of a certain Shadowfist character:

You guys are dead wrong. It takes me about four weeks to determine that I like money better than a game sitting on a shelf and about two years before I like a Eurogame I previously hated.

Actually, that's only really happened one time, with El Grande and that was a five year window. Russian Fart, I assure you, is no El Grande.

As for Steel Driver, that game sucked day one. Metal cock or not. I'm convinced that there's a vulgar rebus on that cover, something about pulling a train for America.

hotseatgames wrote: Is it me, or is the guy in the background of the first Steel Driver pic unaware of how to properly wield a sledgehammer?

AND the guy sitting behind him looks like he thinks he's about to get a sledgehammer to the balls.

Slap a train theme on that and I'll buy it.

Erik Twice wrote: Slap a train theme on that and I'll buy it.

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!