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Sell me on Stone Age
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Good:
superflycircus.blogspot.com/2013/05/ston...utm_source=BP_recent
Bad:
www.shutupshow.com/post/9116003983/review-stone-age
Ugly:
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There is a reason why when we say "bomb X back to the Stone Age" where X is one of the bad guy nations. It's because it is BAD and UNDESIRABLE to go to the Stone Age. It stands to follow that it is also BAD and UNDESIRABLE to play this game.
I have some documents on hand that I unfortunately can not share that seem to suggest that the one person who has been trumpeting the supposed awesomeness of Stone Age in these parts is actually an Al Qaeda plant trying to undermine what we have been trying to do here at F:AT for a number of years.
Don't let the terrorists win by playing this disgusting, pornographic game.
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I mean, if your teenage daughter came home and said "dad, I'm going to go play a game with a guy named Superfly, it's about fuck huts" would you NOT call the police? This is the kind of man that likely drives a van and should be incarcerated as a pre-emptive measure.
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Exactly. I'm no high-falootin' reviewer, Reviewer, or whatever title people give themselves to make them feel important.Michael Barnes wrote: Bear in mind that the ONE good review of Stone Age, cited above, is not from an actual game reviewer but a self-described "Culture Vulture" or some such nonsense.
I believe that this particular user's "pimp" avatar and allusions to "Superfly" should give you some insight as to this miscreant's moral stature and ability to discern good from evil.
That's not just ANY pimp. Had you the cultural chops (read: culture vulture) as I, you'd know it's A Pimp Named Slickback (please, say it all, like a Tribe Called Quest). And he is the savior of mankind. Allow me to demonstrate his wisdom:
Tom: I can't hit my wife!
APNSB: Has not hitting the bitch been working, Tom?
You simply can't find that level of enlightenment anywhere, Mike.
This is the single funniest thing that you have ever said. I can't fucking breathe.There is a reason why when we say "bomb X back to the Stone Age" where X is one of the bad guy nations. It's because it is BAD and UNDESIRABLE to go to the Stone Age. It stands to follow that it is also BAD and UNDESIRABLE to play this game.
LALALALALALALALALALALALALAALAL *Click*I have some documents on hand that I unfortunately can not share that seem to suggest that the one person who has been trumpeting the supposed awesomeness of Stone Age in these parts is actually an Al Qaeda plant trying to undermine what we have been trying to do here at F:AT for a number of years.
Damned Chinese blasting caps.
You say it like pornography is a bad thing, Mike. And from the fact that your hands are baby soft, I'd think you of all people would know better.Don't let the terrorists win by playing this disgusting, pornographic game.
LMAO
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It's not bad. I'd rather play Kingsburg.
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Michael Barnes wrote: Don't touch me. You were one of the Stone Age Three if I recall correctly.
I mean, if your teenage daughter came home and said "dad, I'm going to go play a game with a guy named Superfly, it's about fuck huts" would you NOT call the police? This is the kind of man that likely drives a van and should be incarcerated as a pre-emptive measure.
Paraphrased Barnes wrote: ~~X~~ is the best game ever. It surpasses every game I've ever played and is also sexually arousing. Go out and buy a copy. No, buy two, because you'll play it so often that it may catch fire from the shuffling and you'll want a backup. Surriously.
Perhaps it is not the guy in the van people should worry about?Paraphrased Barnes wrote: BARNES SUPER DUPER HAPPY LUCKY SALE
~~X~~ Wow is this a great game. I mean, everybody I know loves it. Only selling it because it's not getting much table time with my group. $120 plus shipping (includes Nerfherder Promo)
LMAO
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