Random jank you want to play for no particular reason

Black Barney wrote: Finally! A random jank thread! I've been dying for one of these.

Today in my office I noticed that one of the urinals is lower than the other, which is weird cuz there are no kids here. Then I noticed there were two grab bars on the side of the urinal. There are handicap urinals?? Why would someone use that instead of just going into the handicap stall and sit down? How does it work? The gymnastics involved with propping yourself up and going pee seems Cirque-de-Soleil-like to me. You can either stand or you can't. I don't get it. Has anyone ever seen one of these things used? How does it work?

Jesus, you are really a horrible fucking human being. Yah, I get you try to cloak yourself in the dopey Alfred E. Neuman smirk and shrug while the rest of the gang roll their eyes and go "Barney!" But for Christ's sake. What if you are a person who needs a walker and you need the support but it's actually really tough to get to a standing position from a toilette?

What a dick.

yeah well that's why I was posting. i wanted to know how you use a handicap urinal. It's the first time I had ever seen one.


Booth, that story is great. I lol'd at work and people asked what I was laughing at.... so i told them.
We've all probably gone through bathroom shenanigans in school where, the most popular one for us, was pushing someone into the urinal while they piss so, hopefully, their dicks touches the cold piss-covered porcelain. So that went on for years. Fast forward twenty years and this little greek guy I worked with (who was always horsing around) was pissing so I figured what the hell and pushed him into the urinal. He screams, "What the hell man!?!?! My dick touched the urinal!!" and I was all, "..well yeah, that was the idea." We still talk about it Probably why i got passed for promotion.

I want to play PARKER BROS’ Dune. I also want to play some Atacktix again. Man that’s such a great rocking game.

For a really weird one I want to play Fireball Island again...and will.