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28 May 2014 10:20 #179101 by hotseatgames
I think it needs the following:
  • Lots of Flying Enemies!
  • Quicktime Events!
  • Hacking Minigames!
  • Frequent loading screens

What else does it need?

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28 May 2014 10:22 - 28 May 2014 10:23 #179103 by Bullwinkle
Unskippable cutscenes, especially right before a boss battle.
Pixel art.
Last edit: 28 May 2014 10:23 by Bullwinkle.
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28 May 2014 10:26 #179104 by jeb
3d platforming with a bad camera.
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28 May 2014 10:29 #179105 by san il defanso
Unending stealth missions, except you also need to guide a wandering toddler to the other end of the course.
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28 May 2014 10:29 #179106 by repoman

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28 May 2014 10:45 #179109 by Black Barney
luck-based achievements to drive completionists focking bonkers
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28 May 2014 10:56 #179110 by charlest
You may only save in between the long-ass levels.

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28 May 2014 11:04 #179112 by Applejack
You play as Justin Bieber's old hair, on a quest to find your master and rejoin his head.

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28 May 2014 11:13 #179114 by Erik Twice
More cutscenes than a David Cage game. Worse writing than a David Cage game.

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28 May 2014 11:29 #179115 by DukeofChutney
Bored voice actors who have no knowledge of the wider context of their lines.

Invisible walls to keep you going down a narrow corridor when the rest of the world looks really interesting.

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28 May 2014 11:36 #179116 by SuperflyPete
- Rambo like main characters with a penchant for misogyny, but translated from Japanese by a non-English speaker.

- Boss battles that require you to hit flashing red spots, but the spots are the fastest-moving objects on the screen, and also serve to remind you that you're not actually a super-soldier, but rather a fat guy with a joystick.

- Checkpoints that appear once per level, and just before the end of a level.

- Save game files that become corrupt every time a patch is released.

- "forked-path" storylines that force you to make decisions that affect the rest of the game, and only one save game slot.

- Subtitles in large font that cannot be turned off.

- Cutscenes that cannot be skipped, and that restart every time you press any button.

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28 May 2014 11:45 #179119 by Black Barney
Make sure the name of your game begins and ends with: Aliens, Colonial Marines

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28 May 2014 18:01 #179139 by Aarontu
You need to sign in with Facebook to access anything beyond the third level.
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28 May 2014 18:06 #179140 by Aarontu
Some levels in the single player campaign are multiplayer matches.

Pay to win style microtransactions.

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28 May 2014 19:14 #179142 by Legomancer
a rising water level that doubles as an escort mission
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