Dice Tower Episode 250: Scott Alden a no show!

OK, you totally lost me there. The Rock is adored by females. Vin Diesel is adored by females. George Clooney is adored by females. Wil Wheaton is a fucking nobody. If he went up to a girl in a bar he's have as good a shot as anyone. Maybe better because he's an actor and women are generally quite easily manipulated. Especially when drunk. Or gymnasts.

It is impossible to have a discussion with you Superfly because you use the same strategy as Skeletor used to in debating.

You go off on tangents and then stroke your own cock like you are the master.

Here's an example of what Superfly does. Let's take a sentence he wrote:

Uh....no. I'm an optimist wrapped in a realist's velvet robe. It says 'The King' on the back, because I was the one who drugged Elvis

Now I reply in the style of Superfly.

You obviosuly know nothing about the death of Elvis. Your sentence implied he was drugged but he died using presciption drugs. This is legal. There is also no description of you in the police report. You were not at Graceland Superfly. Also I can't believe you wear a velvet robe. Hugh Hefner wears a velvet robe and he is not a realist, he is a pervert.

You are overimpressed with your logic which is just internet debate garbage.

Holy fuck. A legitimate lol. Rambling arguments are the cornerstone of the internets, not all of it gold & Superfly is a silver miner at the very least.

In honour of my blue hued/humoured friend I’ve basterdized Sir Isaac Hayes:

Who's the blue internet dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Supa, ya, damn right

Who is the poster risk’n his BBG rep
against that mayday man?
Supa, can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When net shit’s slung all about?
Supa, right on!

They say this cat Supa is a mad mother….
Shut your mouth!
But I'm talkin' 'bout Supa
Then F:AT can dig it

He's a Troll feeder
and no one understands him but his woman??
Supa Fly.
I think we need someone to dip this shit in Wax and post a rendition, we already have F:AT t-shirts in the pipe, why not a soundtrack?

Steve Weeks wrote:

But the Dice Tower still sucks

As I said in my on show comments. The Dice Tower represents an important life principle. If you keep working at something when you don't have any talent you can still achieve a modicum of success.

So what's your excuse?

Steve Weeks wrote:

OK, you totally lost me there. The Rock is adored by females. Vin Diesel is adored by females. George Clooney is adored by females. Wil Wheaton is a fucking nobody. If he went up to a girl in a bar he's have as good a shot as anyone. Maybe better because he's an actor and women are generally quite easily manipulated. Especially when drunk. Or gymnasts.

It is impossible to have a discussion with you Superfly because you use the same strategy as Skeletor used to in debating.

You go off on tangents and then stroke your own cock like you are the master.

Whoops! You just lost another Podcast listener. And then there were three....

SuperflyTNT wrote:

Steve Weeks wrote: Well I will be promoting Wheaton for a while. Once Wheaton takes off and makes BGG look like penny slots in the Casino of gaming, I will probably nurture my career back to the Zeus of gaming.

So are you saying that Wil Wheaton will be swinging from Jupiter's Cock?

Note to self: that says Jupiter, not JUNIPER.

That's a mental image that makes me glad this is a long weekend.

Whoops! You just lost another Podcast listener. And then there were three....

I told you I retired my podcast to promote Wheaton, listen up you dumbass!

Who's the blue internet dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Supa, ya, damn right

Who is the poster risk’n his BBG rep
against that mayday man?
Supa, can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When net shit’s slung all about?
Supa, right on!

They say this cat Supa is a mad mother….
Shut your mouth!
But I'm talkin' 'bout Supa
Then F:AT can dig it

He's a Troll feeder
and no one understands him but his woman??
Supa Fly.
I think we need someone to dip this shit in Wax and post a rendition, we already have F:AT t-shirts in the pipe, why not a soundtrack?

That's just stupid. Don't try comedy if you don't have the talent for it. Even Tom admits this on his 250th Podcast, in which I make an unedited guest appearance!

Steve Weeks is still trying to make a name for himself by jumping on to the sucess of others, this time by jumping on a guy who doesn't even know he exists. Read it all in Woman's Weekly.

Steve Weeks wrote:

Whoops! You just lost another Podcast listener. And then there were three....

I told you I retired my podcast to promote Wheaton, listen up you dumbass!

Who's the dumbass? The guy who started YET ANOTHER shitty podcast then abandons it to swing off the dick of a D-list actor who happens to be a nerd celebrity? Oh, wait, or is it the dumbass who starts to get all kinds of people actually thinking he's got something intereting to say, then totally flips his script, becomes a total asshole to the people that used to think that perhpas he is a cool guy, and eventually alienates himself by being a fucking bridge troll?

C'mon, Steve. You've got a 24 hour lifespan. And I mean like the show 24: people get interested, then the plot gets a little too twisted and people tune out. I <THINK> you're better than this, but seriously, attempting to be Flava Flav to Wil Wheaton's Chuck D is truly, utterly pathetic.

You're a smart guy, no doubt, but put the big clock medallion down and take off the grill because as a hype man, you truly fail as miserably as anyone has ever failed anything.