I love the Onion. While in Washington I ran across 'Onion' news boxes at the subway stations, I carted that rag back here to Canada and even a move or two before throwing it away...it may have even been used as a dog disciplinary tool, which is an Onion style story in itself. "Canadians Use Onion News to Spank Pets".
I remember a story from when they first started about "Very Special Forces" that continues to crack me up. "Pizza Party. Pizza Party."
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”