The Bald Guy Song

Had to share.

This reminds me that I recently read an interview with Patrick Stewart and he was talking about Gene Roddenberry being interviewed about TNG when it was in it's second season and the interviewer asked him: "Don't you think by the 24th century they would have found a cure for baldness?" to which Gene replied: "By the 24th century they didn't care."

I thought it was a great response.

I like the sentiment of the song though. I am slowly going bald myself but my long hair kind of hides it right now. My plan is to just let it go and continue to do my hair how I like and to hell with it.

I refuse to shave it.

When I go bald, I plan on growing my handlebar mustache back.

I shave my head because I think its funny to be a tatted up skinhead looking fireplug next to a black guy. I wait for cops to roll by and then make defensive gestures just to mess with them. Sadly, they never stopped for me.

I will go bald and blind at about the same rate, which is good because I'd rather be a bald guy with glasses. That'll be the style I'm going for: