Yo Mama So Fat...

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

Yo mama is so fat that she don't watch 90210 on Netflix, she watches it on a scale.

Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.

Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.

Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama is so fat her arms and legs got arrested for gang affiliation.

Yo mama is so fat her blood type is "gravy".

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

And the GRAND FINALE...

Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, she played with midgets.


Just in that kind of mood today.

Watch it Pete, this is how Columbine started.

This is my favourite:

Yo Mama is so fat, she has got two slightly smaller mamas orbiting around her.

Charming as usual, Pete

Yo mama so fat, of the top five fattest people I know she's three of them.

Yo mama so fat that at the board game convention they saved her a seat at the 18xx table.

your mama is so fat she likely has type II diabetes.




....i don't understand this game.

Yo mama so fat that Ken B. grabbed her buttocks thinking that she was Black Barney.

You momma so fat, she ragequit BGG and then disappointed you by not starting a Friday Freakout on F:AT about it.

Edit: Nevermind, just missed the thread. I should have trusted you, Pete.

Yo Mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than Showtime At The Apollo

Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers up in her than an Ipod

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on the shower

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection

Yo Mama's so nasty she became one of the four horseman: war, death, famine, and yo mama

And the winner....

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail

Yo mama's so nasty, she got everyone's hopes high when she said she was going to take a break from F:AT, but now she's still lingering around here.

Your wish is my command, dickhead.

Sigh....... some people suck at life.