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Floor Lamps? WTF????

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08 Mar 2013 03:10 - 08 Mar 2013 04:07 #146555 by ThirstyMan
What about these fuckers to have in your front room?

Sneaking downstairs for a midnight snackaroony and you see this?

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or this


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Each of the lamps features a touch sensor in the hand with three dimmer settings.

Shake hands and the lamp will turn on.

The men include a built-in-speaker in the torso.
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08 Mar 2013 03:48 #146557 by Bull Nakano
What's with the robes? That's the weird part, why wouldn't they just be naked?

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08 Mar 2013 03:48 #146558 by repoman
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There is a joke in here somewhere regarding these creepy lamps and making yourself a vicim of a drone strike but I'm too lazy to find it.

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08 Mar 2013 04:13 #146560 by Gary Sax
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I would seriously freak out.

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08 Mar 2013 04:23 #146563 by Sagrilarus
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Someone inherited 32,000 mannekins from Uncle Ernie and is looking to unload them.

S.

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08 Mar 2013 09:44 #146572 by Bullwinkle
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I thought this thread was going to be about an expansion to 'Container'.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Schweig!, Black Barney, san il defanso

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08 Mar 2013 15:46 #146616 by mikecl
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Is it live or is it Memorex? It it real or is it photo shopped? Because it's flat out stupid.

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08 Mar 2013 16:02 - 08 Mar 2013 16:03 #146620 by daveroswell
The arms should always be outstretched for that extra "BOOGITY!" experience in the middle of the night...
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08 Mar 2013 18:04 #146636 by ThirstyMan
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mikecl wrote: Is it live or is it Memorex? It it real or is it photo shopped? Because it's flat out stupid.


It's fucking real. People in this country think they are very tasteful.

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08 Mar 2013 18:12 #146638 by OldHippy
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The novelty would wear off very quickly and jokes about feeling light-headed would get old as soon as you told them.

It is creepy, and that's a plus... in someone else's house.

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08 Mar 2013 18:34 #146642 by corkysru
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Where can I buy these? THESE ARE AWESOME!!!

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08 Mar 2013 18:41 - 08 Mar 2013 18:46 #146644 by Schweig!
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ThirstyMan wrote: Each of the lamps features a touch sensor in the hand with three dimmer settings.

Is it acceptable in Sharia law to touch another man's lamp-woman?
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08 Mar 2013 18:58 #146652 by ChristopherMD
On the next episode of Doctor Who...

Rise Of The Lampmen!

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