How fans ruin things they love

Or rather, exactly how MUCH fans ruin things:

ruined-by-fans.herokuapp.com/

This explains so much.

What, no Firefly? No Christianity?

This is a potentially good topic for discussion, but that linked chart is 1000% arbitrary bullshit.

Shellhead wrote: This is a potentially good topic for discussion, but that linked chart is 1000% arbitrary bullshit.

I think that's pretty obvious.

Bicycling fan awfulness gets the full 10 and I couldn't agree more. I can't stand it when people (like my dad) get all into bikes...wearing those ridiculous spandex suits, the silly lock-on shoes, all the special meters an gauges, carbon fiber everything...they get into this idiotic mindset that you can't just get onto a bike and ride it for fun without all of this fucking gear.

Feh, it makes me sick seeing these gangs of middle-aged men riding down the road like its the god damned Tour de France.

Then there are the assholes that think they're making some kind of statement by riding halfway in the lane so that you either have to swerve around them or poke along at 20mph behind them.

Last week, we were crossing at a crosswalk along with another family that had an infant. From out of nowhere this fucking Tour de France motherfucker blazes right through the pedestrians. The lady carrying the infant yelled "slow down" an the cyclist yelled back- I kid you not- "fuck you bitch". To a mother crossing a street with her baby.

God damned bicyclists...I love bikes, I have a great bike and I like to ride it...but yeah, ruined by fans 100%.

Games too, completely ruined by fans.

Nigga pleez.

You can't say shit about the degree of cuntifitude that bicyclists bring to the table until you've experienced a Critical Mass in San Francisco. I shit you not, they are worse than the ubercunts that riot over G10 meetings.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_Mass_(cycling)

These fuckers block every street, every alley, and if you let them, they'd probably have bikes blocking your doorway. Of all the things truly worthy of bile-secreting hatred, seething and boiling like a planet's worth of sodium dropped into a star-sized bath of lukewarm water, Critical Mass bicyclists are at the very tippity top of the list right after Osama Bin Laden, may he rest in eternal pain and torment.

Communism

Bicycles own, fuck cars, and Critical Mass is a good time.

I love bikes. I wish everyone rode bikes and sent all the cars into the sun. But it's the "cyclist" attitude, at least here in Atlanta, that's the problem.

We have like one or two bike lanes in the city.

The best antidote for douchebag bikers is to go to Beijing. A city full of bike commuters riding shit bikes in work clothes with only a rare helmet.

I'm pretty sure that in a war between cars and bikes, the cars will win. I used to see a guy that rode his bike about 2/3rds into a lane into oncoming traffic to prove a point, but I haven't seen him in a while. I've kept my eyes open for one of those flower reef shrines at an intersection but haven't had any luck yet.

Is this a thread about gamers?

A lot of cyclists end up with a bad attitude because they get so much bad attitude from car drivers. It's a vicious circle.

I mean seriously, as a regular cyclist (for commuting, not pleasure), when you read shit like this it's quite hard not to develop a bad attitude.

www.facebook.com/pages/Cars-hate-pedestr...cyclist/310837792308

recombu.com/cars/articles/news/driver-kn...ycle-tweets-about-it

Michael Barnes wrote: I love bikes. I wish everyone rode bikes and sent all the cars into the sun. But it's the "cyclist" attitude, at least here in Atlanta, that's the problem.

We have like one or two bike lanes in the city.

Despite what Uba would have you believe we are rife with asshole bicyclists riding in their super suits in the middle of the road like a flock of gaggling douche birds.

The technical name for them is "Bumble Bees" from the black and yellow spandex they are required to wear.

Also, there is a name for the guy riding to work in his suit and tie...DUI Arrestee.