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15 Nov 2014 12:06 #190746 by dysjunct
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Along the lines of the Frozen parents' guide, this website is full of gonzo prudish entertainment:

www.capalert.com/now_playing.htm

For the kids!

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15 Nov 2014 12:51 #190747 by Michael Barnes
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Wow, Capalert is still around? I used to look at that site's movie reviews all the time- freaking hilarious. Like, Chick Tract levels of fundie fun. Their Fight Club review in particular was a good one...I love how they obsessively itemize every biblical infraction. Things like "punk dress" and these bizarro general statements like "offense to God". Oh, and "posing to focus attention on private parts".

Here's the breakdown for The Dark Knight Rises

anton Violence/Crime (W) - Zero out of 100
firearms, frequent
gunfire to intimidate and control, repeatedly, including control of thousands
action violence sequences with varying degrees of intensity, some with many deaths by various means, typically by gunfire, frequent
flash of injury gore
reckless endangerment with a shot arrow
theft, repeatedly
assault, repeatedly, some very graphic
dead body, repeatedly
firearm to the head, repeatedly
offensive and defensive gunfire, frequent, most to kill, some intense and massive and with automatic firearms
physical assault, frequent
reckless driving to escape/pursue, repeatedly
gunfire to kill, frequent
intense fight sequence, brutal
additional fight sequence
beating injuries
torture
death by fall with back break by rope, audible
gunfire killings by police
prison riot with assaults on guards
escape of 1000 prisoners by illegal release
three men hanging by the neck
assault of a child
defensive assault
sequence of massive assault of many
intense brutality
assault by many
stabbing, graphic
massive gun battles
woman slowly dying
nuclear detonation
attempted genocide of 3000 police officers

Impudence/Hate (I) - Zero out of 100
14 uses of profanity, none of the most foul of the foul words
bondage of three
extortion with threat with firearms and being thrown out of a plane as leverage
snooping in violation of direct instructions
use of hostages as shields
kidnapping, repeatedly
extortion of entire city population with nuclear bomb as leverage
fall of government into anarchy
"kangaroo" court, twice
assailant enjoying stabbing someone
characters depicting cold and uncaring sadistic apathy toward their victims

Sexual Immorality (S) - 74 out of 100
dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
innuendo re: male anatomy, twice
innuendo re: intercourse
gaping mouth kissing
man and woman in bed nude (covered)
posing to focus viewer on private parts

Drugs/Alcohol (D) - 79 out of 100
booze, repeatedly
drinking, repeatedly
drunkenness, once

Offense to God (O) - 83 out of 100
4 abuses of God's name, once with the four letter expletive
adulterous relationship
claim of immortality

Murder/Suicide (M) - Zero out of 100
murder by gunfire, many and frequent
murder by choking
murder by neck break, twice
unseen murder of mother
murder of many by explosion

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15 Nov 2014 12:56 #190748 by Michael Barnes
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Ha ha, this one from Dark Shadows (the lowest scoring PG13 movie of all time!) is even better- "house fixtures coming to life"...also "vampire mannerisms/tactics throughout". Yet no mention of Alice Cooper being in it.

Wanton Violence/Crime (W) - 17 out of 100
mob burying a man alive
scenes of a vampire with blood on his face, frequent
threat to kill if won't love
robbery
accessory to murder
additional burying a man alive
gunfire with bullets hitting flesh
choking
more gunfire with bullets hitting flesh
long sequence of action violence
removing one's own heart
attempted suicide for love

Impudence/Hate (I) - zero out of 100
18 uses of profanity plus once by a teen
falsification of identity
adolescent threat to force her way
adolescent disrespect/arrogance, repeatedly
extortion
rudeness
lies
abandonment of a child

Sexual Immorality (S) - 1 out of 100
heavy kissing
open mouth kissing
15 year old girl trying to flaunt her sex appeal, repeatedly
brother telling about her sister's masturbation
4 women in very short skirts
positioning of oral sex
excessive cleavage, repeatedly
anatomical reference, repeatedly
inappropriate touch
female groping a male's privates
stripping to entice
vulgar antics in foreplay
dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
rude stare
heavy making out in adultery
woman removing her underwear to place it on a man's face
song of sexual quest

Drugs/Alcohol (D) - zero out of 100
booze, repeatedly
smoking, repeatedly
drinking, repeatedly
drunkenness, repeatedly
bar
abuse of prescription drugs (consuming with alcohol)
group smoking of dope
young girl smoking dope
drug intoxication, including of young girl
teen expressing lust for booze
additional smoking of dope

Offense to God (O) - zero out of 100
11 abuses of God's name
searching for evil power
evil spell to cause death and to cause performance against the subject's will, including a child, repeatedly
witch, frequent
spell to transform human into a vampire
specter, repeatedly, of Josette and David's mother, once in replay of suicide
unholy resurrection of the dead
vampire bite, repeatedly
submission to Satan
vampire mannerisms/tactics, throughout
snake tongue from a woman
inhuman physical feats during making out/foreplay
inhuman physical strength, repeatedly
seeking guidance from an unholy entity
unholy magic to do harm or force performance, repeatedly
arson by evil magic
flesh deformation into porcelain-like skin covering emptiness, repeatedly
battle between 2 unholy entities
moving still paintings
evil magic causing destruction of manor and contents
shape-shifting to a werewolf
house fixtures coming to life and attacking
long sequence of battle and argument between two unholy entities

Murder/Suicide (M) - zero out of 100
double murder by unholy magic
suicide forced by unholy magic
vampire murder of 11 men
multiple vampire murders, heard but not seen
murder by vampire bite, repeatedly
additional suicide

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15 Nov 2014 14:25 #190750 by Hex Sinister
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There are some great song titles in there. Here's the first single off my new cd, "Searching For Evil Power"
A. Song of Sexual Quest
B. Arson By Evil Magic

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15 Nov 2014 17:22 #190752 by Michael Barnes
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Name of band- Rude Stare

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16 Nov 2014 15:28 #190766 by Hex Sinister
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I could easily tweak this text for the next Rude Stare lyrics.

scenes of demonic creatures warring with men, repeatedly
hundreds of bodies falling from sky by action of an unholy creature
fiery creatures killing humans, repeatedly
intense battle between false gods and fire demons
death of character by "liquid fire"
unholy attack on a village with many deaths
field suturing of slash injuries(!)
flesh decay to dust, repeatedly
images of massive destruction, repeatedly
military assault to kill
glowing searing of flesh, repeatedly
one-on-one attack by demon beast
brutality, some extreme, repeatedly
impalements with blades during fight
references and suggestions to pray to false gods, frequent
portrayal of false gods throughout
portrayal of reliance on false gods throughout
possession and use of unholy power throughout
demon/mythological creatures, repeatedly
worshipping/bowing to false gods, repeatedly
individualized killings with supernatural powers, repeatedly
massive demon beast
unholy healing
two blade murders

I would go see this movie repeatedly. Wait, it's only.... wrath of the titans??

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16 Nov 2014 17:12 #190767 by Sevej
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Haha, I love the capalert W.I.S.D.O.M scoring.

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16 Nov 2014 20:09 #190772 by Hex Sinister
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Possible winner: unholy control of foliage

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