Strange Going's On in the Middle East

Here's a GREAT ad from the newspaper:

I'd love a text massage.

Does it come with a happy ending?

"Im rubbing your neck"
"R U relaxed?"
"U jizzed"

LMAO that's epic. Forget cooking an Asian driver, that's old hat. Text massaging is the future.

This thread could have contained so many different things. This is such a weird place.

Last night I backed into the company truck that some Indian guys were driving and left a small dent in the bumper. They didn't want to call the police (you have to get a report for repairs) and said to not worry about it. I have no idea what was happening.

My brain is still bleeding from trying to pronounce the header of "23th year - 1159." I just can't figure that out at all.

This should be a regular feature- Thirstyman Presents "That Wacky Middle East". It would really show us infidels the lighter side of a country that most Westerners assume to be nothing but sand and terrorists.

So cooking your driver is just whacky these days? "Never mind Abdallah, Barnes says it don't count unless you cut off his neck!"

Where is the America of Moral Outrage we used to know? It feels like it was just yesterday