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NYE 2017 War Stories

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30 Dec 2017 12:29 #259845 by SuperflyPete
This is where you can post the stories of debauchery, gaming, lovemaking, furryism, or whatever crazy stuff happened this New Year’s Eve Weekend.

I shall begin.

Last night I drank my stocking stuffer, 90 proof Basil Hayden’s. Now, my wife drank everything else. I mean, blackout drunk. We FaceTimed my buddies in California and started planning on the April Bender Jamboree in Vegas. The wife was being obnoxuously drunk and it was hilarious. We discovered that its impossible to harmonize over Facetime...they were playing some Kenny Loggins on an acoustic Taylor and a mandolin, and I was on my strat on my end and singing along. Dumpster fire...they were hearing my side maybe a half second after I was hearing them. So, that didn’t work. They were smoking weed on their side as well as murdering a bottle of Angel’s Envy, so it devolved into a 30 minute discussion on what service we can find that has almost lagless video so we can play together. We discussed rolling fiber cable from my house to his and determined that to be impractical.

The wife disappeared after arguing with me about the fact that her math skills are negligible at best due to her misunderstanding that 650 per person doesnt mean she has to pay 1100 and I pay 650. It was hilarious.

I played some Comfortably Numb to honor her, then went to bed, to find her passed the fuck out. Unfortunately, in my stumblydrunk state, I forgot that I had moved the lounge chairs in our sitting area in the bedroom, and managed to simultaneously smash my ankle, shin, and balls, which led me to fold like a cheap lawn chair. I got up, stumble-limped to bed, and woke up 6 hours later (this morning at 10) to make the kids breakfast and take my oldest to the Taco factory for work. And drop stuff off at Goodwill. And get some firewood. And replenish the bourhon supply the wife so kindly depleted.

Wife got up as I was leaving, with a raging hangover, so I crannked the amp up and completely crushed her brain with the first Comfortably Numb solo. She did not remember half the night (It’s been YEARS since she got legit blackout drunk) but she did know that I was a white hot cunt for turning up the amp.

DAY 2 later tonight, or tomorrow morning.
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30 Dec 2017 17:27 #259854 by Pat II
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I'm in deep. Post post party on the foist.
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30 Dec 2017 18:42 #259856 by Gary Sax
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We're going out on the eve to stargaze in the forest and then go hiking on the day. So... yeah not so much war stories.

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30 Dec 2017 18:50 #259857 by stoic
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Gary Sax wrote: We're going out on the eve to stargaze in the forest and then go hiking on the day. So... yeah not so much war stories.


NAKED.
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30 Dec 2017 18:52 #259858 by SuperflyPete
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Using your junk as a sundial FTW
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30 Dec 2017 19:09 #259860 by Black Barney
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« But Officer, i was lost. »
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31 Dec 2017 06:51 #259873 by stormseeker75
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Tonight, I'll be tearing it up with seltzer water, watching the NFL, and going to sleep at 9:30. Not a huge party guy anymore.
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31 Dec 2017 08:17 - 31 Dec 2017 08:18 #259874 by Cranberries
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We just bought a couch at Ikea that is normally $900, but it was marked down to $400, and then 25 percent off of that on Wednesday's "as is" discount day, to $300, paid for in part with boardgame sales. So we are going to watch a movie as a family, probably. We might have some cans of La Croix left over from Christmas.

Guess which family member lives in another state and never gave us a photo to use.


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31 Dec 2017 08:24 - 31 Dec 2017 08:25 #259876 by Black Barney
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LOL great photoshop!

And that’s some hairstyle you got there, I love it. « Barber, give me the Tommy Lee Jones from The Fugitive »
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31 Dec 2017 10:28 #259880 by Shellhead
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When I drove home from gaming late last night, it was -10F. When I walked to the nearby grocery store this morning, it was -16F. Fortunately, I have no plans to go out tonight, and will be doing the netflix and chill thing with my girlfriend. Tomorrow, I am hosting boardgames, with a science-fiction theme.

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31 Dec 2017 11:44 #259889 by RobertB
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My daughter is having some of her friends over, and I'm having my brothers' families over for a semi-party sort of thing. Probably play some game or the other before ringing in the New Year. No nude nature hikes or anything - it's 2 F out there - not Shellhead cold, but cold for Columbus.

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31 Dec 2017 12:22 #259891 by Disgustipater
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I'll be pulling up a laminate floor, along with the particle board sub floor, sanding sheetrock mud, texturing it, then once my wife's friend arrives, be forced to play some games said friend received for Christmas (Settlers of Catan and Killer Bunnies). We'll probably go see a movie to avoid playing the latter, then tomorrow I get to continue ripping our house apart.

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31 Dec 2017 12:27 #259892 by Shellhead
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Killer Bunnies is one of the very worst games that I have ever played.

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31 Dec 2017 12:37 #259893 by Disgustipater
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Shellhead wrote: Killer Bunnies is one of the very worst games that I have ever played.

Yeah, despite having never played it, I assumed as much. My wife suspects that whoever bought her those games heard she was interested in board games and just gifted her what was the most visible, and not stuff she actually requested, so that's something.

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31 Dec 2017 12:40 #259894 by the_jake_1973
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Due to shenanigans of last year where I blacked out and passed out on the bathroom floor, I am staying in to celebrate quietly tonight. My wife is fairly introverted, so the fewer celebrations the better in her mind. lol

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