Calling out Michael Barnes

The Search function gives me a headache, I've spent too much time trying to look for the thread, so I'll just post here.

Barnes, I sent you a private message about your Star Wars Queen's Gambit game. Did you get it?

kookoobah wrote:

The Search function gives me a headache, I've spent too much time trying to look for the thread, so I'll just post here.

Barnes, I sent you a private message about your Star Wars Queen's Gambit game. Did you get it?

MB doesn't read his PMs because it is unprofessional to read them as opposed to messages contained in an email message container that are privately sent.

At least that is what he tells me so that he can ignore my messages to him. I've even sent him URLs that could have made him instantly rich, but he doesn't return my PM lovin. I'm just trying to help the man out. He'll have more mouths to feed soon too and that extra cash could have come in handy.

That said, maybe he'll read yours. May the force be with you.

I can never figure out why you guys never respond to _MY_ emails! I send you things all the time.

Oh wait...I send them in code. Sometimes I have to masquerade as a Nigerian prince or as someone with a name like "Wang Chong, Attorney At Law". I use terrible English so that I am one step ahead of my enemies. I can't exactly go around with a subject line like "Hey, I'm Michael Barnes!" you know. So if you see an email with a subject like "Good day!" or "PAYPAL SECURITY ALERT" it may very well be from me.

I've offered both of you all kinds of business opportunities and have even tried to deposit huge sums of money into your bank accounts but you never get back in touch with me. I also tried to see if you guys were interested in male enhancement and you didn't seem to get the emails.

LOL

This following site is sometimes a little on the cruel side but every once in a while there are some true gem stories. I have no sympathy for the email scammers - or any scammers in general.

www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

So umm, Barnes... About that boardgame? You know.. the one with lightsabers?