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Blockbuster Bashing Banned!!!
01 May 2012 14:03 - 01 May 2012 14:05 #124281
by Steve Weeks
Blockbuster Bashing Banned!!! was created by Steve Weeks
That's right I am banning Blockbuster bashing! Why? Because this country needs its blockbuster movies and we don't need a bunch of ninny fans running the movies down because of some cockeyed intellectual argument about character development or plot points.
We need to return to the days of lines around the block for movies and not go down the path of a bunch of independent movies that are about as entertaining as watching paint dry.
The Avengers is released this Friday and I don't want to hear your whining, I want to hear your praise. Any of you contrarians out there can fill your mouth full of meeples and just shut up. Its guys like you that pissed Lucas off so now I don't get see any more Star Wars movies.
So all bashing of The Avengers is banned on this site, understand?
How will I deal with violaters? Well, I'm glad you asked that question because I recently made a peace treaty with Loter. Any violaters will be LOTERED! A lap dance by Loter will be performed on your lap. I know some of you on this site might enjoy that but I think the real thing is much worse than in your fantasies!
AVENGERS! AVENGERS! AVENGERS!
We need to return to the days of lines around the block for movies and not go down the path of a bunch of independent movies that are about as entertaining as watching paint dry.
The Avengers is released this Friday and I don't want to hear your whining, I want to hear your praise. Any of you contrarians out there can fill your mouth full of meeples and just shut up. Its guys like you that pissed Lucas off so now I don't get see any more Star Wars movies.
So all bashing of The Avengers is banned on this site, understand?
How will I deal with violaters? Well, I'm glad you asked that question because I recently made a peace treaty with Loter. Any violaters will be LOTERED! A lap dance by Loter will be performed on your lap. I know some of you on this site might enjoy that but I think the real thing is much worse than in your fantasies!
AVENGERS! AVENGERS! AVENGERS!
Last edit: 01 May 2012 14:05 by Steve Weeks.
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01 May 2012 16:18 #124310
by OldHippy
Replied by OldHippy on topic Re: Blockbuster Bashing Banned!!!
The only person who will hate on the Avengers is Barnes because he has an unhealthy hatred of all things Josh Whedon (and new comic movies in general). I mean he'd rather watch a humourless reboot sci-fi like Battle Star Galactica over an original sci-fi with characters who can still recognize a joke, like Firefly... MY GOD!!
I haven't seen a blockbuster in the theatre since before my son was born, this is the one I've chosen to go to and man... Whedon better not let me down.
I haven't seen a blockbuster in the theatre since before my son was born, this is the one I've chosen to go to and man... Whedon better not let me down.
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01 May 2012 17:47 - 01 May 2012 17:48 #124330
by SuperflyPete
Replied by SuperflyPete on topic Re: Blockbuster Bashing Banned!!!
The Avengers suxxors.
Iron Man...woohoo. Rich dickhead in super armor.
Hulk...Pauly from Jersey Shore on even more steroids and tanning gone horribly wrong.
Hawkeye...Oh wow. A superhero that....wasn't even good enough to get on Top Shot. Fuck Hawkeye and his lame arrows.
Thor...Yeah, he's going to be told how it is by some one-eyed, reformed Jules Winnfield wannabe. HE'S A GOD!!! Get the fuck out with that garbage. Thor is a one-man army. He calls fucking THUNDER.
Of all of them, Captain America is the only one who is the shit because he's not a moron, he's not egotistical, he's not some douchebag with a compound bow and some fancy arrows (not to mention the feathers...wonder where they came from..) and he's not some totally unbelieveable situation where a God is taking orders from a handicapped minority dude.
Iron Man...woohoo. Rich dickhead in super armor.
Hulk...Pauly from Jersey Shore on even more steroids and tanning gone horribly wrong.
Hawkeye...Oh wow. A superhero that....wasn't even good enough to get on Top Shot. Fuck Hawkeye and his lame arrows.
Thor...Yeah, he's going to be told how it is by some one-eyed, reformed Jules Winnfield wannabe. HE'S A GOD!!! Get the fuck out with that garbage. Thor is a one-man army. He calls fucking THUNDER.
Of all of them, Captain America is the only one who is the shit because he's not a moron, he's not egotistical, he's not some douchebag with a compound bow and some fancy arrows (not to mention the feathers...wonder where they came from..) and he's not some totally unbelieveable situation where a God is taking orders from a handicapped minority dude.
Last edit: 01 May 2012 17:48 by SuperflyPete.
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01 May 2012 18:50 #124334
by Schweig!
Replied by Schweig! on topic Re: Blockbuster Bashing Banned!!!
Do we all get one free banning?
If so I'll use mine to ban Steve Weeks.
If so I'll use mine to ban Steve Weeks.
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01 May 2012 21:15 #124355
by clockwirk
You're welcome.
Replied by clockwirk on topic Re: Blockbuster Bashing Banned!!!
Its guys like you that pissed Lucas off so now I don't get see any more Star Wars movies.
You're welcome.
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01 May 2012 21:22 #124356
by mikecl
Replied by mikecl on topic Re: Blockbuster Bashing Banned!!!
I'm planning on seeing it. It looks like a helluva lot of fun from the trailers. Hopefully it'll be better than John Carter....oops! Sorry Steve.
And JJ for the record I loved BOTH Battlestar Gallactica and Firefly and was pissed when they terminated it. There's so much shit on TV these days and it couldn't find an audience?! Incredible. At least they made a movie out of it that wrapped up the back story. But it was nowhere near as fulfilling as a decent television run would have been.
And JJ for the record I loved BOTH Battlestar Gallactica and Firefly and was pissed when they terminated it. There's so much shit on TV these days and it couldn't find an audience?! Incredible. At least they made a movie out of it that wrapped up the back story. But it was nowhere near as fulfilling as a decent television run would have been.
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