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Lord of the Rings recast
07 Aug 2012 21:01 #132155
by Ken B.
"A Warg ate me! A MOTHERFUCKIN' WARG ATE ME!"
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Black Barney wrote: ...and then a Fell Beast eats him halfway through his speech
"A Warg ate me! A MOTHERFUCKIN' WARG ATE ME!"
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07 Aug 2012 21:05 - 07 Aug 2012 21:16 #132156
by SuperflyPete
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Forgot a few:
Hayden Christiansen as Treebeard...there is no stiffer actor.
Andrew Dice Clay as Tom Bombadil...
"I be Tom Bombadil
Tom Bombadillo
Fuck witch me and I'll
smother your mother
with a mother fuckin' pillow... OOOOOOWWW"
Jocelyn Wildenstein as the head troll at Weathertop
DJ Qualls or Donatella Versace as Gollum
Michael Berryman as Uglúk
Shane MacGowan as Gorbag
Hayden Christiansen as Treebeard...there is no stiffer actor.
Andrew Dice Clay as Tom Bombadil...
"I be Tom Bombadil
Tom Bombadillo
Fuck witch me and I'll
smother your mother
with a mother fuckin' pillow... OOOOOOWWW"
Jocelyn Wildenstein as the head troll at Weathertop
DJ Qualls or Donatella Versace as Gollum
Michael Berryman as Uglúk
Shane MacGowan as Gorbag
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07 Aug 2012 22:43 #132164
by Hex Sinister
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This is going to be a "classy" SyFy Channel premiere right? You're missing Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams (of Brady Bunch fame). I'm thinking Judd Nelson as Wormtongue.
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07 Aug 2012 22:49 #132165
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Don't forget C. Thomas Howell...
(C stands for Cantact)
(C stands for Cantact)
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07 Aug 2012 22:56 #132169
by Hex Sinister
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Who's dick did Anthony Michael Hall have to suck to get 2 seconds in Nolan's Batman? I want to nominate him for Elrond.
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07 Aug 2012 23:33 #132171
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Yeah, this movie needs to have the Trifecta of suck: Adrian Paul, C. Thomas Howell, and Dean Cain.
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