Zombies in world war Z a giant wave or snake?

Surging mass of zombies propelled more by bulk and mass force is a great idea, that's actually a really nightmarish concept. This looks better than the book, which was schmaltzy, badly written trash. Good on the screenwriters for throwing it in he trashcan as step 1 in the writing process. Somebody was smart enough to realize that it was unfilmable crap.

Can you imagine if that fucking anime chapter was in the film? Yikes.

Michael Barnes wrote: ... which was schmaltzy, badly written trash. Good on the screenwriters for throwing it in he trashcan as step 1 in the writing process. Somebody was smart enough to realize that it was unfilmable crap.

You're such a fucking cartoon sometimes. "Awesome!" "Sucks!" "Awesome!" "Sucks!"

In fact, I'm going to pitch that as an animated series: "Michael Barnes: Internet Tastemaker." Or maybe a talk show: you could sit behind a desk and read your articles. We could call it "Loud AND Wrong." And then you could bring guests on and try to sell them the stuff you had a hard-on for six weeks earlier.

TheDukester wrote:

Michael Barnes wrote: ... which was schmaltzy, badly written trash. Good on the screenwriters for throwing it in he trashcan as step 1 in the writing process. Somebody was smart enough to realize that it was unfilmable crap.

You're such a fucking cartoon sometimes. "Awesome!" "Sucks!" "Awesome!" "Sucks!"

In fact, I'm going to pitch that as an animated series: "Michael Barnes: Internet Tastemaker." Or maybe a talk show: you could sit behind a desk and read your articles. We could call it "Loud AND Wrong." And then you could bring guests on and try to sell them the stuff you had a hard-on for six weeks earlier.

Followed by the spin-off of "Dukester Complains About Barnes Not Liking Something."

Yeah, really, what the fuck was that all about? Did I shit on your breakfast this morning or something?

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like. So what. It's not "tastemaking", it's conversation. And- OH MY GOD- I have opinions. Sorry if they don't mesh with your middle-of-the-road ones. About, apparently, everything but me.

Let me tell you something else- if you think you can discredit me or my opinions because I sell games that I like and reviewed favorably...piss off.

Now, are we talking about the WWZ trailer or Michael Barnes here?

TheDukester wrote:

Michael Barnes wrote: ... which was schmaltzy, badly written trash. Good on the screenwriters for throwing it in he trashcan as step 1 in the writing process. Somebody was smart enough to realize that it was unfilmable crap.

You're such a fucking cartoon sometimes. "Awesome!" "Sucks!" "Awesome!" "Sucks!"

In fact, I'm going to pitch that as an animated series: "Michael Barnes: Internet Tastemaker." Or maybe a talk show: you could sit behind a desk and read your articles. We could call it "Loud AND Wrong." And then you could bring guests on and try to sell them the stuff you had a hard-on for six weeks earlier.

Finally, someone waiting until Friday - as is proper.

That's right folks....

That needs to be bookmarked, somewhere

I could feel it stewing this morning...like BBQ mini-franks in a crockpot.

Michael Barnes wrote: I could feel it stewing this morning...like BBQ mini-franks in a crockpot.

So, the surgery went well? I applaud you...most people would let it go to waste. And I thought I was the only one who recycled!!

LMFAO

Well, I heard about your wood shortage, had some extra.