I hope you fuckers lose to the Japanese by four goals- fuck this diplomacy bullshit.

Also, fuck that Norwegian ref.

Fuck.

This will cheer you up. Let's all wait for Pete to tell us if sailing is really a sport or not.

jeb wrote:


Well, they didn't buy the gear at Wal-Mart...

ROFL, Jeb, that's the best thing I've seen since the Alamo Drafthouse voice mail. thanks for sharing.

COK is in the lead!

Blond girl watchin' with binocolars, waiting for the race to finish....I wouldn't mind finishing with her.

Tim Henman looks on (lol).

Here's another bunch of idiots watching the race



omg, that was so awesome

Jeb! The IOC had it taken down today at like 11:36est or something. If you find it again (I've searched but my internet-Fu is awful) lemme know. I watched it like 6 times but I wants more

FOUND IT!

I've been talking about wanting to get into modern pentathlon for a while now. I know dudes to teach me the weird stuff and I figure the competition ain't that stiff in the US.

I'm wondering when they start adding a Parkour event. That would be the shit.

As to the "pistol shooting" part, it's garbage. It was an airgun (likely for reasons of politics...not every country likes teh guhns) and now it's a light gun.

www.thestar.com/sports/london2012/modernpentathlon/article/1224420--london-2012-donna-vakalis-gets-used-to-laser-guns-in-new-modern-pentathlon

I repeat, "super-spy event".

Now with frikking LASERS!

(I thought that wasn't supposed to go into this year's games, but it looks like it did. It's been on the horizon for a while.)

Dr. Mabuse wrote:


Dear Canada:

If you weren't angry before, and let's be honest here--unless hockey [and maybe curling] is involved, y'all DO take quite a while just to warm up from "annoyed" to "miffed"--you'll probably be enraged by the officiating in today's US-Japan gold medal women's soccer match. Japan just got jobbed out of a penalty on an uncalled handball that was even more blatant than the one called in the US-Canada game. Please take up your torches and pitchforks, proceed to the nearest border crossing and queue up in an orderly fashion....