Action Nate!

Michael Barnes wrote: Did you at least get a chance to holler "can't you see I'm walkin' here?"

In a life full of regrets, this is surely the greatest one.

Your first question should always be, who can I sue for damages?

Michael Barnes wrote: I almost hit this African guy once when I was driving my dad's black 1982 Chevy Scottsdale.

What the hell were you doing in Africa with your Dad's chevy?

Michael Barnes wrote: He literally shook his fist at me and said "you Satan!"

Was it during your goth years?

Michael Barnes wrote: Did you at least get a chance to holler "can't you see I'm walkin' here?"

I almost hit this African guy once when I was driving my dad's black 1982 Chevy Scottsdale. I didn't see him crossing at a corner. He literally shook his fist at me and said "you Satan!"

Not Michael Barnes wrote: It was at that point I saw an opportunity. I shook my fist back and said, "Hey! Fuck you! I'm color blind!"

Blah bliddity blah..glad your not hurt bad...blah blah blah...

Now the important question...

Who did you call to tow your car? I note that my phone line was conspicuously quiet during the time of the alleged incident.

You called AAA...didn't you...DIDN'T YOU?

Mutter mutter razzle frazzle grumble rumble.....(noises a tow jockey makes to express undying hatred of AAA)

repoman wrote: Blah bliddity blah..glad your not hurt bad...blah blah blah...

Now the important question...

Who did you call to tow your car? I note that my phone line was conspicuously quiet during the time of the alleged incident.

You called AAA...didn't you...DIDN'T YOU?

Mutter mutter razzle frazzle grumble rumble.....(noises a tow jockey makes to express undying hatred of AAA)

Oh sure, call the repo man, he will tow your car for free. No wait, it's a trap!

repoman wrote: Blah bliddity blah..glad your not hurt bad...blah blah blah...

Now the important question...

Who did you call to tow your car? I note that my phone line was conspicuously quiet during the time of the alleged incident.

You called AAA...didn't you...DIDN'T YOU?

Mutter mutter razzle frazzle grumble rumble.....(noises a tow jockey makes to express undying hatred of AAA)

Wasn't my car, hoss. I was a pedestrian.

Yeah, it took me a few to realize you must have been on foot to get those kind of injuries. Glad you escaped mostly unscathed.

I automatically assumed he was on foot. Must be a cultural thing.

San Il Defanso wrote: So yeah, not much else to tell, but it does make me feel like I'm in an action movie. A boring one where the main character goes to church board meetings.

Wasn't that The Phantom Menace?

The walkin part wasn't hard to deduce. What was really hard to sort out from his post was the fact that Nate was wearing only a pair of Gold Toe socks and carrying a pinwheel at the time of the accident.