I Was Burgled Today

Michael Barnes wrote: Another point...I'd like to see the high score board for that Ms. Pac Man machine. I bet half the store has been shoplifted while Cloudy has sat back there claiming every spot on it. His initials- "ACE".

Ms. Pac Man doesn't have a full table. Current score is not very impressive.

Michael Barnes wrote: What does Frakes have to do with ANY of this. I am so confused at this point.

He's watching the inventory.

...Ok, it was me.

You Got Owned OP

When I worked at Hardee's we'd have extra quarter bounders with cheese in the steam box at closing and I'd take a bite before tossing them.

I was also caught stealing a piece of gum from Thrifty's in Sunnyvale, California around 1971, and my parents drove me back and made me pay for it while I wept.

is "quarter bounders" a typo or does Hardee's do that on purpose to get away with not actually having to provide 112 grams worth of patty?

When I was in high school, I unknowingly shoplifted a deck of XXXenophile cards. My friend threw it in my bag and I walked out with it. I swear I didn't know he did it!