Are we doing Secret Satan 2014?

Michael Barnes wrote: Cloudy may be new at this whole F:AT thing, but the man is a master diplomat with a firm grasp on the hard issue of middle east relations, able to pay lip service to both sides of the debate while ensuring that everyone gets to provide their input.

His skill in the "lip service" department was directly related to his ability to provide one of the things on the list: Fellatio.

We may have to vote:

1) Old Fashioned Country Family Christmas Secret Santa
2) Classical Poopie Pants F:AT Secret Satan
3) Neutered Naughty/Nice "Happy Holidays" offering both options to minimize butthurt

Man, this is getting all kinds of fucked up. I have the perfect solution:

People who want "Santa" can provide you with a PM noting...

I'm in for Santa
1. 72 Virgins
2. A ventriloquist cat and a pianist frog
3. Mecos Labios
4. A fart mask
5. Rectal pickles named Milch

...with the list indicating that they want to Santa it up rather than roll the dice.

People who want "Satan" can provide you with a PM noting...

I am in for Satan, because I worship the Dark Lord of Lies.

...with no list.

I, personally, am going on record as blaming Barnes for this whole kerfuffle. Ever since he started bowing to the Golden Throne of Knizia and whatnot, people here have become quite risk averse. I cannot envision a more thoroughly Ameritrash way of rolling the hard six than playing the Secret Satan game. You might get a sock loaded with peanut butter, you might get Risk: Black Ops. You might get both. That's fucking Ameritrash at its core right there.

People should choose which they want and just send in their name. Open an "Official..." thread and sticky it, and have a list of people on each side of the fence. If it ends up with an odd number on either side, I will swirch my vote to square it up.

This guy is a problem solver!

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Plus, fuck you all if we can't do Satan. I've spent a month in anticipation trying to figure out how to bottle one of my Taco Bell farts and ensure that upon opening, the cork is pulled and my poo-gas emanates into their home from the bottle.

I mean, that's at least 10 hours of solid engineering time. Don't fuck it up. Do it for Mr. Hanky Poo.


www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvef...ar_or_bottle_a_fart/
Read. The word "fart bong" is used in seriousness. Can't make that kind of shit up.

A month? There's a Mythbusters episode that shows exactly how to do it.

Haven't decided if I'm participating this year or not yet; waiting to see what format it takes. Last year was my first year doing it and I got some crap and some good stuff. I also sent some crap and some good stuff. I was pretty happy, but really I knew what I was signing up for and wouldn't have been pissed no matter what came in the mail. The fun was in participating, not getting a box full of fun.

Michael Barnes wrote: I think the #1 rule is going to be "Don't send anything you yourself would be ashamed/embarassed/offended by if you opened it front of your kids or SO".

This, this is a dangerous game... Yes on filthy porn, drugs, and 3 foot dildos, No on RNC campaign literature, bibles, and crying eagle memorabilia...

Some good sense goes a long way. Like, I think it would be totally OK for someone to send you DVD copies of Lustwaffe Anal Blitzkrieg...but maybe not send that to Jeb. If you just don't know your target at all, then keep it "above the belt" so to speak and don't send anything really bad.

Is this happening?

anyone else always hope they get a specific target?

I have always had a good experience with Secret Beelzebub. I like the format of a decent game, new or used, and then weird stuff. I've gotten strange comics, crappy game accessories, and some cool Koi Koi cards with no instructions. Now a year later my teen daughter is learning Koi Koi and teaching the rest of us. This site has more personality than others I could name, and it's cool to see that personality come out.

I've done this the past 3 years. I always thought it was fun. If it returns this year, I'd do it again.