Own up, ungrateful b*tches!!! Satan's been to town

Just a nice little thread for all those unlucky ones to have been visited by Satan's minions to represent.

I demand pictures, stories, lamentations!

Preferably pictures of you prostrated, worshipping my very tonsils

I want to hear Thank You, Satan/Lucifer/Dark Lord/<insert chosen personification of evil here>!
Or I want you to beg for mercy.

I WANT TO SMELL THE POO!
edited: apparently sending poo is an illegal move in this year's SS

Just so you know, Jeb, your number is up

Secret Satan wrote: edited: apparently sending poo is an illegal move in this year's SS

Pretty remarkable that had to be cleared up in writing.

Sagrilarus wrote:

Secret Satan wrote: edited: apparently sending poo is an illegal move in this year's SS

Pretty remarkable that had to be cleared up in writing.

Have you met some of the people around here?

www.shitexpress.com/

There's like 50 sites that will deliver all manner of feces.

Oh and 433, don't think you can't fear the reaper. Your "gift" just needs a little more time to marinate in brimstone before shipping out. I have all manner of lesser imps and demons working on it right now.

Rocketkiwi, gird your loins. Your doom approaches and is scheduled to be delivered a week hence.

I'll leave the light on for you.

A baby within a baby within another baby. Baby turducken, nice.

Not what I picture when I think "real pregnancy action."

Satan, thank you for the package! I like the T2 cards on the outside, heralding what was on the inside. A nice new copy of Space Hulk: Death Angel inside the box of an old-school Dr. Who game. There were some awesome pink poker chips that said "Sexy Little Things" on one side which will definitely get used in random games. There were a bunch of GW stat cards which look to be from old 40K. And tons of old collectible cards, some of which I used to own (YOUNGBLOOD!).

The best part was the bag of 20-year old chewing gum. I'm not eating that. It's just not happening. I already need one crown.

What you can't take a fuckin picture?

Oh yeah for Facebook its all cool but for FAT it's a case of 'Oh Mummy, I don't know how this complicated smartphone works'

I've got pics, I have no idea how to post them here.

upload it to postimage.org
copy the URL
reply to post, find the insert image icon, paste URL, bobs your uncle