Own up, ungrateful b*tches!!! Satan's been to town

Soon I Will Be Invincible is actually a good read.

South Park told me Sadam was the Devil. They were right!


















I'm fat and I don't like football. So naturally this large sized t-shirt it perfect! Clearly the work of the Dark Lord.


Bushmills is my absolutely favorite whiskey. It's a fine Protestant whiskey.




I searched and searched for the second glove. I was pissed I didn't find one. I actually need a new pair of gloves!


Thanks to these receipts, I know the real world of my Satan and have his business email address. It also explains all the bits in the shipping box.


I'm actually going to listen to some of these.










Actually awesome!




I put this guy on my antenna IMMEDIATELY! This is awesome! Always wanted an antenna topper.






No clue what the hell this is.


Awww, Stan made me a mixtape.








I have no clue.


64-page Rulebook? Fuck. . . . THAT




Thank you so much. This box was awesome to open. I really need some help on the puzzle though. Reading all the highlighted letters was easy, but I don't get the significance of the photographs. Am I missing anything?

Anything called "Christmas Video Game" has to be good.

That was EPIC!

WTF is up with TWO occurrences of Darryl Hall though?

Ladies of Star Wars, ha ha! They're both on the box!

Well, to be honest most of the 64 pages in Car Wars is charts, tables, and price lists.

Get your calculator out, you sissy. Remember that you can't front-mount a flamethrower.

I especially like the Jack Chick tract in some mysterious language.

*edit* I did some research. That's Zulu.

Wow, QP's haul is totally out of this world. Kudos to whoever put that together. So well done!

Not Sure wrote: Well, to be honest most of the 64 pages in Car Wars is charts, tables, and price lists.

Get your calculator out, you sissy. Remember that you can't front-mount a flamethrower.

Car Wars is clunky as shit but everyone should play the classic version a few times in their life.

QPCloudy wrote: Thanks to these receipts, I know the real world of my Satan and have his business email address. It also explains all the bits in the shipping box.

Er...shit.

um...I...er...

IT'S A SATANIC TRICK, MORTAL! Like Beelzebub himself would be such a dullard as to accidentally leave documentation regarding his Earthly name and occupation in a bag that he reused!

And actually, Mr Barnes, there are THREE instances of Daryl Hall in that package! (and no, not in the Christmas video game disc)

The photos have no significance whatsoever, Old Scratch just highlighted portions to throw you off the scent.