THE TEN THOUSANDTH POST OF MICHAEL BARNES

WHY THE FUCK IS "DANCEHALL DAYS" STUCK IN MY HEAD???????

Because.

I will take a stab at that one.

Is it because you are a fuddy-duddy who's tastes are mired in the 80s?????

Dude, get some taste.

WERK IT GIRL

Barnes, this song will help you banish all thoughts of Dance Hall Days:

For some reason I always mix up Dance Hall days and Safety Dance:

What the hell?!?!

I've been loitering around all this time solely to see what Barnes' ten thousandth post would be...and it's this crap...

I want my seven years back!

I gotta concur with Mr White. I was kinda expecting a pull out all the stops celebration of 7 tears of F:ATness. A retrospective, a look ahead, a state of the union address, a call to arms or.... something. Given Mr. Barnes' masterful way with words I had thought he might swing for the fences and bring down the house. I was prepared to get douche chills and, or, well up. I had kleenex handy, for chrissakes.

I suspect all the pressure of our lofty expectations may have been too much. I forgive you for opting to bunt instead. This does not diminish in any way the high esteem I hold for you Mr. Barnes. You rock brother!

Maybe at post 20,000?????

I'm unashamed to admit that my fondest memory of playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is driving around Miami and listening to Dance Hall Days.

Sorry to disappoint, but this is just the free version of the MB10K celebration. Over in the Tastemaker's Parlor in the new, invitation-only Premium section we have crystal champagne flutes, an ice sculpture of Reiner Knizia, peacocks wandering around, no fat chicks...

We are all just waiting for Shellie to go ahead and put up the Gaming by Michael logos to replace all of this embarrassing Ameritash stuff. I don't know if she got the memo, but we should see the changeover shortly.

I thought it was a significant improvement over the first 9999.

On the upside, this is reminding me of my favorite Tom Hanks film....Bachelor Party!

Hail to the King, baby.