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Secret Satan 2015 Results! Post them here!
- Michael Barnes
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There is ALWAYS the possibility of Comp-U-Tron error...but it is not likely. Just want to see if someone is holding out.
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Space Ghost wrote: I have yet to receive anything.
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Here is what Jeremy received this year. This is what he saw when he opened the box, minus a note on top that was mildly clever but not worth the effort to include. The girl is my littlest imp who did not know the significance of which finger was hurt when she was showing me her owie finger. It was mostly Warhammer templates and 80's heavy metal trading cards on top.
Then there was an old Masters of the Universe toy poster that I lovingly printed at Tabloid size on Satan's very own office color laser printer:
The package on the left contained burned DVD copies of the Star Wars Despecialized Editions but I didn't take an unwrapped pic. That's a wrapped/unwrapped pic of the new-in-box pizza phone on the right. Yes, it's a plastic phone that looks like a slice of pizza.
Then there were some vintage comics:
Here's the last of the "fun" nonsense in the box. First an wrapped/unwrapped pic of one of Satan's very favorite films. Then an old Warhammer Juggernaut of Khorne, some Bean Boozled Jelly Bellies and a Giant Hooters deck of novelty playing cards complete with owl sticker to keep Jeremy from getting fired.
Here's the first game in the box. It has custom dice and his complete and that's really all I can think to say about it.
Then there was the "good" game:
And the cherry on top of this crap sundae was what was in the Screaming Eagles box:
So Merry Christmas, you fuckin' ingrate!
To everyone else, what's the final count on who got stiffed? Are reprimands and public shaming in order? LET'S WRAP IT UP.
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- Michael Barnes
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- Space Ghost
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Michael Barnes wrote: I think what happened is that he was KO'd by this package and has yet to be revived. That is a mighty fine assortment of trash/treasure!
Maybe the KO is what prevented him from sending me my package*
*pure speculation -- I have no idea who my SS is/was
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BARNES: It's time to sack up and start creating a public list of people that have been guilty of fucking people over at Christmas time. That's like violating a guy's sister in the sphinky-winky and wiping his junk on their mom's curtains. Totally unacceptable.
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Let's bring back the fun and the edgy, and point and ridicule those who can't get on board. It's opt-in anyway; does anyone really not know what they're signing up for?
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I know life gets in the way of things. Totally legitimate. But at least have the balls to get on the forum, say "dude, I got a Secret Satan, and my car burst into flame, killing my dog, and burning up the package. Here's a scan of the police report, because it's unbelievable." Have some God-damned common motherfucking courtesy. Admitting you fucked up, even if you lack the desire or means to make it right, is the equivalent of the bean-flicking reacharound, in terms of my previous analogy.
And yes, Mark, you said you'd pay to get them cleaned, but some stains are upon the soul.
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- Michael Barnes
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Anyway, if you are one of these folks, be aware that your targets know who you are. Make good on this, even though it's way late. If you can't, just say and that's fine.
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