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Name My Dog
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11 Nov 2016 14:38 - 11 Nov 2016 15:04 #238077
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My buddy has a dog that had a huge litter. Tiny little bastards. He was going to get rid of them in the lake, so we took one. We're bottle feeding it, having to rub a cotton ball on his junk to make him shit, all that baby dog jazz. We have a box with a heating pad in it and blankets because, apparently, dogs can't regulate their heat like human babies can't.
SO...we're in the naming process. And I need some advice:
Colonel Sanders (he has a white goatee, no shit)
Rear Admiral Doobmeyer Puffington (Doobie for short)
Vincent Vega (our other dog's name is Samuel L Jackson, mostly because mama thought Jules Winnfield would be seen as racist (he's a black dog)
Marcellus Wallace, Jr. (you can see a trend...)
Poopsmurf (my 8 year old's choice)
Soulpatch Action Jackson (Patch for short)
Shreddy Mercury
Name My Dog was created by SuperflyPete
My buddy has a dog that had a huge litter. Tiny little bastards. He was going to get rid of them in the lake, so we took one. We're bottle feeding it, having to rub a cotton ball on his junk to make him shit, all that baby dog jazz. We have a box with a heating pad in it and blankets because, apparently, dogs can't regulate their heat like human babies can't.
SO...we're in the naming process. And I need some advice:
Colonel Sanders (he has a white goatee, no shit)
Rear Admiral Doobmeyer Puffington (Doobie for short)
Vincent Vega (our other dog's name is Samuel L Jackson, mostly because mama thought Jules Winnfield would be seen as racist (he's a black dog)
Marcellus Wallace, Jr. (you can see a trend...)
Poopsmurf (my 8 year old's choice)
Soulpatch Action Jackson (Patch for short)
Shreddy Mercury
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11 Nov 2016 14:57 #238080
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Poopsmurf is the only one that is actually good in that list.
Doobie isn't bad, actually.
Doobie isn't bad, actually.
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11 Nov 2016 15:41 #238091
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Well duh, he should be named Black Barney.
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11 Nov 2016 15:46 #238093
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Patch is good. Personally I'd choose Norton. I love the name Norton for black dogs and it's a blast to yell it out loud when you're looking for your dog. You might have to work on your Jackie Gleason impersonation to pull it off though.
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11 Nov 2016 15:47 #238094
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Why not name him Donald?
What happened to the other puppies?
What happened to the other puppies?
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11 Nov 2016 16:06 #238100
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Barnes is right, but Barney is an even better name. Good choice.
Norton and Donald are both really good too
Norton and Donald are both really good too
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11 Nov 2016 16:34 #238104
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I'd hold fire until you get a read on his personality, the best names fit the character. Black Barney is pretty good though.
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11 Nov 2016 16:49 #238108
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I'm friends with a geeky married couple that named their dog Timecop, after a certain Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
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11 Nov 2016 16:58 #238111
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I'm going to name my next dog That's Stupid after them
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11 Nov 2016 20:49 #238132
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If he was a Great Dane and they named him Jean-Claude Van Dane that would be good...
And yeah, when the personality hits we'll make a final decision. Right now all he does is squirm and try to eat my beard.
Some of the other puppies were adopted and unadopted. It's a LOT of work, so I get why. There's maybe 9 of these micro puppies and the mother is too old to feed them all. So, some will probably die.
And yeah, when the personality hits we'll make a final decision. Right now all he does is squirm and try to eat my beard.
Some of the other puppies were adopted and unadopted. It's a LOT of work, so I get why. There's maybe 9 of these micro puppies and the mother is too old to feed them all. So, some will probably die.
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