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Shwiegs! secrets REVEALLED!!

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08 Feb 2011 10:06 #87112 by Stephen Avery
I just talked to a buddy of Schwieg! on BGGchat and have discovered a number of disturbing secrets from F:AT's golden boy.

-First of all Schwieg! claims to be a student. He is not. He is a diplomatic envoy who only poses as a student. Several bombings and assassinations have been linked to his presence and he has been banned from Denmark, Sweden, and the U.S.

-He is an abysmal war gamer. He rarely wins and most games end up in a shower of chits when he flips the table.

-Schwieg is actually only his current identity. He is known to completely change his appearance and even his gender as the need fits him.

- The cartoons that he is well known for are actually drawn by Rudolph Doveroskovich,a Russian dissident who Schweig allegedly help smuggle out of a hidden Siberian detention camp. Each cartoon contains coded messages to a cell located somewhere in the United States.


There is more..but I must log off and change my location. I have spotted a black helicopter that has passed twice over my vicinity.


Steve"Voice of Truth"Avery

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08 Feb 2011 10:29 #87114 by Schweig!
This Shwiegs! guy seems to be an interesting fellow.

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08 Feb 2011 11:21 #87115 by Bienardo

Stephen Avery wrote:
- The cartoons that he is well known for are actually drawn by Rudolph Doveroskovich,a Russian dissident who Schweig allegedly help smuggle out of a hidden Siberian detention camp. Each cartoon contains coded messages to a cell located somewhere in the United States.


It's true
FBI: Russian spies hid codes in online photos(MSNBC)

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08 Feb 2011 12:24 #87118 by SuperflyPete
He also uses secret code phrases in his cartoons to cause worldwide terror organizations and crime syndicates to act. There was a shooting rampage in Mexico just yesterday in Guadalajara (where my boss was!!!) where several Marines were shot as well as some federales and I think this came about due to his use of Space Marines in the last Cartoon:

Southernman>Space Marine>Flipping Chits = Mexico (southern men)>Killing Marines>Causing Chaos.

I think the man is actually Swigsama Bin German. Definately suspicious.

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08 Feb 2011 12:28 #87120 by mjl1783
But he's not German, is he?

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08 Feb 2011 12:51 #87125 by OldHippy
Stephen Avery wrote:


-First of all Schwieg! claims to be a student. He is not. He is a diplomatic envoy who only poses as a student. Several bombings and assassinations have been linked to his presence and he has been banned from Denmark, Sweden, and the U.S.


We will thank him when the new world order arrives. Just you wait!


Stephen Avery wrote:

-He is an abysmal war gamer. He rarely wins and most games end up in a shower of chits when he flips the table.


For a pacifist that goes with the territory.


Stephen Avery wrote:

-Schwieg is actually only his current identity. He is known to completely change his appearance and even his gender as the need fits him.


Schweilando!


Stephen Avery wrote:

- The cartoons that he is well known for are actually drawn by Rudolph Doveroskovich,a Russian dissident who Schweig allegedly help smuggle out of a hidden Siberian detention camp. Each cartoon contains coded messages to a cell located somewhere in the United States.


Well, since he is a well known commie speaking through the son of Doverosko makes perfect sense. He is the antithesis of the underground man.

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08 Feb 2011 13:58 #87133 by Schweig!
mjl1783 wrote:

But he's not German, is he?

Serious question?

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08 Feb 2011 14:44 #87142 by SuperflyPete
"Why do you invade my house at this late hour?"

Definately German. ;D

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08 Feb 2011 15:09 #87149 by Schweig!
It's poetry, yo.

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08 Feb 2011 16:07 #87159 by Stephen Avery
What is your next nefarious move Herr Schwieg?!

I'm guessing you're going to go to ground now that your cover has been blown and re emerge a Ken B.

Steve"On to you"Avery

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08 Feb 2011 16:13 #87162 by OldHippy
Schweig! wrote:

It's poetry, yo.


With this post here it looks like he's turning into Barney, even though he claims to hate that shorthand posting style.

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08 Feb 2011 17:01 #87173 by Notahandle
JonJacob wrote:
" We will thank him when the new world order arrives. Just you wait!"
So Schweig! is Amban?

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08 Feb 2011 19:41 #87199 by SuperflyPete
Notahandle wrote:

JonJacob wrote:
" We will thank him when the new world order arrives. Just you wait!"
So Schweig! is Amban?


You misspelled that.. It's "Ambien". Have you read his articles!

Yo! ZING! :)

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08 Feb 2011 20:05 #87203 by mjl1783

Serious question?


I thought you said you were Belgian, or Prussian, or something.

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08 Feb 2011 20:58 - 08 Feb 2011 21:07 #87210 by Schweig!
Well, I'm Bavarian, which used to change possession quite a few times (Bavarian troops have never won a single war - we're all Pacifists here) and is currently part of Germany. About as long as Puerto Rico is part of the USA. Everything North of the Danube is Prussia. Bavaria also was a Anarcho-Communist Soviet Republic for a month but then the Prussians had to come down and ruin it for everyone, the party poopers. (If you think of the Oktoberfest and Lederhosen, that's Bavarian; if you think of uptight control freaks, those are the Prussians.)

Prussian:


Bavarian:
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