What do you THINK you know about fellow F:ATties?

Ska_baron wrote:

Perhaps you will also get hilarious video footage!

Definitely!

I cannot let this thread die. It is too Awesome to fade into obscurity.

It is pretty hard to keep up with all the personalities around here so I like to revisit this and look it over for laughs.
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A while back I thought of doing something similiar. I was going to a rogues gallery and interview the some of the people who frequent F:AT. The first person I contacted was MadDog. He has since gone into seclusion.

I can only gather from this turn of events that MadDog is an internatinal Man of Mystery. He probably has a whole nework of contacts each of which only know him as MD. He lives in a secludd estate with armed gaurds and has a whol bank of computers that monitors current events. I think he has modelled himself after Ozymandius of the Watchmen...probably with similiar disasterous results...

Steve"doomsayer"Avery

What ever happened to saying "Shit, my bad..." and getting forgiven?

that's what I said the time I accidentally went in Ken

Yes. YES. Arise dead thread. ARISE AND TAKE YOUR PLACE AMONGST THE LIVING!!


Death and Taxis - uses puns incessantly in every aspect of his life. His freinds and family find it incredibly annoying but don't have the heart to tell him.

Jeff White- Is a roadie who sneeks into the tour bus during shows to pretend he's lead guitar. Knows where and how to score the premium 'stuff'.

Hotseatgames- tried to market a whole line of games based on 'pocket pool' but quickly lost interest. Then got interested again but lost interest again after few minutes. Got interested again. Then started to chafe a bit and decided to watch tv istead.

Steve"Hard Facts"Avery

Steve Avery - Has good taste in board games. Lieks boob and bomb. Loves teh cock.

mjl1783 - Likes playing Devil's advocate. Enjoys a wide variety of video games, including oldschool classics.

Mad Dog - Runs Bartertown.

Black Barney - The quintessential American hardcore videogamer (but he lives in Canada): he loves games that are critically acclaimed and doesn't love games that aren't.

Skeletor - Likes big box FFG games and brings a bit of Australian culture and flavor to F:AT.

Uba - Voice of reason, behind-the-scenes master of F:AT, plus good taste in games.

Aarontu wrote:

Black Barney - The quintessential American ...

I thought BB was a Afro-Irishman?

Dr. Mabuse wrote:

Aarontu wrote:

Black Barney - The quintessential American ...

I thought BB was a Afro-Irishman?

And Canadian, which precludes him from being American.

Oh, you said, CADIAN! Carry on, then.

Australian culture and flavor to F:AT.

Crocodile Dundee movies and vegemite? I'll pass.

Barnes - Hates everything Australian

Rliyen wrote:

Dr. Mabuse wrote:

Aarontu wrote:

Black Barney - The quintessential American ...

I thought BB was a Afro-Irishman?

And Canadian, which precludes him from being American.

Oh, you said, CADIAN! Carry on, then.

CRAP. I forgot Barney is Canadian.

Michael Barnes wrote:

Australian culture and flavor to F:AT.

Crocodile Dundee movies and vegemite? I'll pass.

- Mad Max, Chopper Reid, Dead-End Drive In, AC-DC, Alvin Purple, Wolf Creek, Hugh Jackman, Razorback, Stone, drunken rants by Mel Gibson, big Russ punching on

Ancient_of_MuMu wrote:

... big Russ punching on

You can fucking keep him.

geez does AArontu ever have my number.

I think he's right that I've never enjoyed a game that wasn't critically acclaimed. However, i have hated many critically acclaimed games if that counts for anything (Ocarina, Metroid Prime (haha Ken, suck it), SFIV, etc)

Death and Taxis wrote:

Ancient_of_MuMu wrote:

... big Russ punching on

You can fucking keep him.

Any Kiwi who makes it big in Australia before moving on to the rest of the world is ours (including Sam Neill, the Finn brothers and many others). I thought you all know that as it was enshrined in the constitutions of both countries.

My favourite urban legend about him:
Before Russ was really famous (around Romper Stomper), a lady friend of my brother's was in bed with him and as he was about to reach climax he started shouting "Go Russ! Go Russ!".