Re:What do you THINK you know about fellow F:ATties?
You've got to be kidding, Jur! No way am I taking it seriously or being offended in any way. I thought it was a riot, and my whole post was a setup to get the "pee on his balls" line out there. Some jokes are just for me! :)
There's a place in Las Vegas called "Dick's Last Resort" and the schtick is that the waitstaff is incredibly rude. It's like a roomful of hecklers. Anyhow, they take butcher's paper and make these faux chef-hats for the more rowdy patrons to wear, complete with black magic marker slogans on them.
Anyhow, a buddy of mine ordered ribs, and they offered him a plastic bib. He kept taking it off, so the waitress came over with a black, 55 gallon trash bag, and cut arm and a head hole, then proceeded to put it on him.
Many of the people were laughing at him (he was NOT amused) and the waitress looked over at the guy sitting next to me, another friend, and said something to the effect of, "Oh, so you think this is funny, do you?" and left. She came back with one of those hats, plopped it on his head, and walked off. He didn't realize what it said, but everyone simultaneously saw it and broke out in hysterical laughter. "It's so small I pee on my balls" was written in big, bold, black magic marker.
Re:What do you THINK you know about fellow F:ATtie
Our car was written off 2 weeks ago in a flash flood and I have had to move from my normal happy 'who gives a fuck what car people drive' mode into obsessing about them. I can't wait to move on with my life.
I have the rep in my social group for having the biggest penis, mainly because they took my word on it, not because we have sat around naked together with a measuring tape, and because they believe I'm not the sort of guy to who needs to lie about that sort of thing, or am I just deluding them because I am so insecure?