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The Exorcism of Emily Rose - Tow Jockey Five Second Review
You want to know what's creepy? Creepy is an relatively innocent image of a female doing something innocuous when suddenly there are a bunch of strobotic effects with the last image being that same female confronted with a scary face looking at her from a mirror or her being dragged away by her foot. That's what creepy is. Or so the people who make the trailers for what seem like the 800 non-creepy "horror" films a year would have you believe. Now let me tell you what real creepy is. It's a film called The Exorcism of Emily Rose....
Splendor Review
When I cracked the shrink on Splendor (what happened to the missing ‘u’?), I got a nasty surprise. I really thought that so many people had taken the piss out of the overuse of the “Renaissance merchants impressing nobility” theme in games that it had rightly been killed, had its head cut off and its mouth stuffed with garlic-infused meeples that it was gone forever. Yet it it was again, in my hands, in 2014. But review copies are review copies, so with a heavy heart I began to dig into the box. A deck of...
Barnestorming- Looking at Legendary, Race for the Galaxy, The Hobbit 2, Halston, Kate Bush
Kirby wept.
Barnestorming- There Will Be Games HD #4, Infiltration, Kahuna IOS, Bossk in Jail
Worker placement?
The Lego Movie - Barney's Incorrect Five Second Reviews
Wow, this spectacular film had been grossly undersold to me by friends. I am lucky to have gone into it with lowered expectations perhaps as I was totally floored by this. I was laughing out loud repeatedly and just endlessly entertained over and over again ("spaceship!!"). I honestly don't know what worked best for me, Batman of course was uniquely special, the 80's astronaut was great, and I could listen to Morgan Freeman make ghost noises all day long. Great ensemble cast. It really has to be some great vocal performances for Will Farrell to be the...
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