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Barnestorming- Sons of Anarchy in Review, Star Realms IOS, Five Years, Fugazi
Bad ass.
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy - Barney's Incorrect Five Second Reviews
Another interesting thing is when you go into a movie with really high expectations AND the movie meets them. That's a rare event. It's hard to describe this movie since 'fun' doesn't do it justice since there's some great sci-fi in this too. The best way to describe it is by my favourite line in the movie, it's a sci-fi movie that actually has the line, "They got my dick message!" Brilliant use of soundtrack too. I think I could watch a tree creature dancing to Jackson Five for hours on end without getting bored. Chris Pratt...
 
 
Snowpiercer - Barney's Incorrect Five Second Reviews
I sometimes forget what a nice treat it is to walk into a movie with no expectations whatsoever. So it was with this film which just kept surprising me over and over. A failed attempt to deal with global warming basically wrecks the entire planet, rendering everything extinct. Luckily a resourceful train enthusiast has developed a sustainable train cruise which fosters the remnants of human civilization. You can imagine what type of society that has created. Splice together Hunger Games with Matrix's Zion. Tilda Swinton is a hoot and I especially liked Alison Pill's sequence as...
 
 
Boyhood - Barney's Incorrect Five Second Reviews
Wow, what a unique experience. It's something else watching the characters and actors age at the same time. You feel like you're growing up right there with them. It touches on tons of aspects of growing up too and by the end, you'll remember when you learned how to catch a football, or some jerk boyfriend your mom had (if you had separated parents) who was a disciplinarian. Some scenes are easy, others are long, but the entire time you're feeling a myriad of sublime emotions. It's exhausting a bit since the movie is really...
 
 
Barnestorming- Korean Dexterity Games in Review, Asara, Augustus, Catching Fire, Big Black
Whack off and flip out.
 
 
 
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