Michael Barnes
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 | Last month's Cracked LCD Countdown was one of the most popular and beloved board game article to ever appear on the internet. I am positive that sales of all of the listed games surged over the past coup... |
April 1th, 2010
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 | Pictured is a game that doesn't look like any fun to me at all. Images like this are why I wasn't terribly enthusiatic about Vlaada Chvatil's DUNGEON LORDS prior to release. I thought it was going to win... |
March 25th, 2010
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 | This week's Cracked LCD is one of those highbrow theory articles that I like to write every so often about the way I think games ought to be. I tried really hard to piss someone off in it by calling game... |
March 18th, 2010
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 | Hey, guess what? I have a full-blown video game review up at Gameshark.com! It's for GREED CORP, an XBLA/PSN board game...it's a pretty good one, and for the first time ever I'll have something up on Met... |
March 15th, 2010
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 | In this week's bid to piss off Fortress: AT readers, I'm reviewing a game that almost no one will be able to play. It's GREED, INCORPORATED and the review is, as usual, at Gameshark.com. Some suggested t... |
March 11th, 2010
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 | Today is a dark day for FortressAT.com. Here I was thinking that we represented the best and brightest community in all of hobby gaming and in our first contest, not a single F:ATtie has won a prize. I a... |
March 5th, 2010
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 | The Count suggests a couple of interesting questions:
1. Where and on whom does he feed?
2. Does having a vampire's castle in the neighborhood lower property values on Sesame Street?
That all has noth... |
March 4th, 2010
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 | Frank Branham claimed that CLAUSTROPHOBIA "might be better than SPACE HULK" when he introduced it to me. I listened to my gut instinct, which tells me that no man that enjoys the taste and texture of C... |
February 25th, 2010
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RUNEWARS is, as many of us know by now, a pretty great game. I like it a lot, and after owning it for about a month I still want to play it week in and week out, which is a good sign. I think it's got ... |
February 18th, 2010
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 | HERE IT IS, folks, the opportunity of a lifetime. Fortress: Ameritrash, in conjunction with Plaid Hat Games is offering you a chance to design a card for their great SUMMONER WARS game. Yes, that's right... |
February 16th, 2010
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 | You may ask yourself "why the hell was John Romero, designer of DAIKATANA, talking about Sid Sackson last week?" The answer is that Mr. Doom himself was giving a talk about the "Masters of Game Design"... |
February 11th, 2010
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 | By now, you've probably heard that SUMMONER WARS is a good one- our very own Matt Drake wrote a review of it something like ten years ago and gave it high praise. I even stole the picture at left from ... |
February 4th, 2010
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 | Gee guys, aren't you glad that board gaming is so elegant and sophisticated that it has no room in its pantheon for a big ol' piece of vibrating sheet metal with miniature football players running all ov... |
January 28th, 2010
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 | Things are slowly returning to normal at stately Barnes Manor now that Young Master Barnes, River Atticus, is here. And of course, I can't stand to miss a deadline so here's this week's Cracked LCD- a ... |
January 21th, 2010
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 | Here they are, fashionably late and probably not very surprising- your Cracked LCD Games of the Year for 2009. Pictured at left is a man eating a giant hamburger. It has nothing to do with this article. ... |
January 7th, 2010
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"Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at eleven hundred hours."
That's one of my favorite lines in FULL METAL JACKET. In context, it's bizarre and almost completely alien.
Anyway, it's ... |
December 17th, 2009
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 | OK, this just in from FFG. The new big box game is HORUS HERESY, obviously a 40K-themed board game and I _think_ it may actually be a ridiculously produced edition of the old game of the same name, it's ... |
December 11th, 2009
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 | Pictured is Swiss artist HR Giger with what must be the coolest model train of all time. Note that Mr. Giger is not wearing engineer overalls or a hat, nor is he wearing a red hanky and going "woo woo!... |
December 10th, 2009
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Thought I'd write up another couple of iPhone games I've checked out...there's been some really good ones to come out over the last month and if you're looking for a good time for about a dollar, it's a ...
December 7th, 2009
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 | Sadly, this installment of Michael's Magical Mailbag over at Gameshark.com does not include a Cease and Desist letter. I feel left out, marginalized, and disappointed. What do I have to do to get one? W... |
December 3th, 2009
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