Stuff my dad says about boardgames

A recent email exchange with my father, who is 68 years old and blasts the tv so loudly that my mom is threatening to move in with us.

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Dear Dad,

Go get a freaking hearing aid and quit punishing mom.  Also, it will allow you to talk with your family, which may or may not be something you want to do.

Love,

Mark

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Jeff  to me

8:20 PM (23 hours ago)

Dear Mark,

Quit playing boring board games away from home with geeks and stay home and save your marriage.

Love,

Dad

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Mark to Jeff

8:41 PM (23 hours ago)

What? I can't hear you.

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Jeff to me

8:48 PM (23 hours ago)

I can't read your email because I am playing Monopoly.