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  • avatarRliyen

    :D

    Too true, Simon.

  • avatarMichael Barnes

    Is this saying MJ is an "Emo" kid (based on the modern interpretation of that term), a black metaller (the corpsepaint), or a cubist figure? OR ALL THREE?

    Also, the turtleneck t-shirt kind of freaks me out.

  • avatarbillyz

    Hahahahahaha!

  • avatarPat II

    I'm guessing emo 'cuz the turtleneck is so not black metal...although he does look like Abbath...maybe it was cold outside that day.

    I do seem to remember mj stating he wears loafers.

  • avatarSan Il Defanso

    I think that mjl's dialogue here is probably one of the funniest things ever. I'll have to remember to end more sentences with "therefore soul rain."

  • avatarSuperflyTNT
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    Also, the turtleneck t-shirt kind of freaks me out.


    Michael, that's the reason for the mask. He's bald, and if he wears that turtleneck he looks like a broken condom! ;D

  • avatarubarose

    I'm with MJ. That game looks like agony.

  • avatarJonJacob

    I didn't know MJ was a goth wrestler. I think Eugene is turning a little more into Schweig! every cartoon, or at least he's becoming more and more human... and Sanlldefanso is right, that is some kick ass dialogue you've given him.

  • avatarNeonPeon

    He fucking dick and then bullshit, therefore soul rain.

    Has Eugene always parted his hair on both sides?

  • avatarMichael Barnes

    I really wish Schweig's interpretation of Pete Ruth would bust in on this scene, with his purple robe and AK-47, like some kind of neo-con Kool-Aid Man.

  • avatarBienardo

    I too enjoyed the dialogue. So much so that I sought out several natural text to voice translations to play them.

    Proper British Poetry Reading
    http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/629cef793966b5433689c51a1ec7b6fc.wav

    Deeper American English
    http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/027534d5fa69487a48e6a60aff4ac0e4.wav

    (http://www2.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php)

  • avatarBienardo

    I ask the links are only good for 10 minutes. >:(
    Use this to copy and paste "The game agony. The rules miasma. The pieces despair, therefore soul rain"

  • avatarSuperflyTNT

    Ask, and ye shall receive

    http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k27/SuperflyPete/dementedkoolaidpete.jpg

  • avatarHatchling

    Oh man, that's priceless, Schweig. I'm laughing at so many different things at once. Painting MJ as an emo-hipster is an awesome mix of absurdity and burn. Your razzing-fu is strong.

  • avatarHatchling
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    emo-hipster

    goth-emo-hipster

  • avatarJonJacob

    goth-emo-hipster

    I know almost nothing about "emo" accept Sage Francis, who I like, is apparently and "emo rapper" whatever the fuck that is. What is the difference between emo and goth, for those in the know.

    Hipster I understand. Our bass player is plagued with this affliction.

    Question: "How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

    Answer: "Huh, you mean you don't know?"

  • avatarSchweig!

    I like mjl1783, by the way.

    Quote:
    Has Eugene always parted his hair on both sides?


    Actually he's wearing a wig.

    Quote:
    Also, the turtleneck t-shirt kind of freaks me out.


    uba made him get it.

  • avatarubarose

    Goth is an aesthetic, emo is a state of mind.

  • avatarHatchling

    hipsters also wear ironic t-shirts

  • avatarSouthernman

    This is a classic (especially since I understand it), I can just about imagine this happening.

  • avatarmjl1783
    Quote:
    hipsters also wear ironic t-shirts

    Does the Pilsbury Doughboy count?

    http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww252/mjl1783/02-25-11_1918.jpg

    I think the cartoon looks a lot more flattering.

  • avatarSchweig!

    mjl is a hippie!?

  • avatarJonJacob

    He mentioned his "hair down to my ass" before. Plus he loves the Beatles...

    I figure right wing hippie.

    and he accuses me of being the pothead.

  • avatarBullwinkle

    Iggy? Is that you?

  • avatarSuperflyTNT

    He could not be a hippie. His nails are too well kept. That, or he's a hippie that knows that women like trimmed nails on men.

    I'd smoke with him.

  • avatarHatchling
    Quote:
    Does the Pilsbury Doughboy count?

    haaaawesome! nice locks!

  • avatarMattLoter

    NEEDS MORE JUGGALO!!!!!

  • Mr Skeletor

    MJ looks older than southernman.

  • avatarMr MOTO

    I busted a gut reading that toon, Schweig.

  • avatardaveroswell

    OK, nerd detail question: Does the table REALLY have notches in it to hold the game pieces, or is that just my eyesight decieving me?

  • avatarSchweig!

    Those are supposed to be knotholes.

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