Terrinoth School

Prove you are a nerd and take the Terrinoth Test!

1. Who is the only God-like being to make 2 separate appearances?
2. Why are their no orcs in Dragonfire Dungeon?
3. If another campaign expansion comes out for Descent, what will its most likely theme be?
4. Have fighter classes ever been punished for using magic?
5. Are there any heroes who never made it to Runebound?
6. Name a named Villain who has appeared in more than one of the games?
7. Which race in Runewars fit in the least with the established cannon at the time?
8. The hero component in Runewars never made any sense. Why?
9. Which monster that has a miniature is the most unrepresented in the games so far?
10. Get two monsters together in a room and you may end up with another monster. Which one?

If Kookoobah doesn’t get at least a B+ I’ll spank him.

Sometimes I can't say no to pop quizzes


1. Who is the only God-like being to make 2 separate appearances?

The Christian one

2. Why are their no orcs in Dragonfire Dungeon?

They were killed by a dragon.

3. If another campaign expansion comes out for Descent, what will its most likely theme be?

A dragon at the centre of a dungeon

4. Have fighter classes ever been punished for using magic?

Fighters don't use magic, yo.

5. Are there any heroes who never made it to Runebound?

One didn't make it, give or take.

6. Name a named Villain who has appeared in more than one of the games?

Balder Dash

7. Which race in Runewars fit in the least with the established cannon at the time?

The Orcs.

8. The hero component in Runewars never made any sense. Why?

Too many cards to play!

9. Which monster that has a miniature is the most unrepresented in the games so far?

The Dragon!

10. Get two monsters together in a room and you may end up with another monster. Which one?

A baby dragon!

1. Who is the only God-like being to make 2 separate appearances?
Um, aren't there some god thingies in the new Runebound expansion? Does the evil god thing from Midnight count?

2. Why are their no orcs in Dragonfire Dungeon?
Because orcs aren't necessarily bad guys in Terrinoth

3. If another campaign expansion comes out for Descent, what will its most likely theme be?
Jungle

4. Have fighter classes ever been punished for using magic?
Not sure what you mean by "punished" … anybody can use magic even if they suck at it.

5. Are there any heroes who never made it to Runebound?
Not that I'm aware of.

6. Name a named Villain who has appeared in more than one of the games?
Um, the yellow-toothed ogre from that one Descent quest? No, idea, I only have Descent.

7. Which race in Runewars fit in the least with the established cannon at the time?
The demon barbarians

8. The hero component in Runewars never made any sense. Why?
That's a loaded question.

9. Which monster that has a miniature is the most unrepresented in the games so far?
Um, kobolds? The golem? Giant spiders?

10. Get two monsters together in a room and you may end up with another monster. Which one?
Kobolds

Hatchling got 0 out of 10. You are a EUROGAMER!

metalface13 wrote:

1. Who is the only God-like being to make 2 separate appearances?
Um, aren't there some god thingies in the new Runebound expansion? Does the evil god thing from Midnight count?

Thats not an answer. Its a thing, as in it has a name!

4. Have fighter classes ever been punished for using magic?
Not sure what you mean by "punished"

Has some form of a penalty applied to them.

You got a couple right. You such less ass then hatchling.

Where is Koo-koo? He better not be looking this stuff up in google!

I only have Descent and I've never played Runebound, Runewars or even the new DungeonQuest.

1. Who is the only God-like being to make 2 separate appearances?

Timorran?

2. Why are their no orcs in Dragonfire Dungeon?

Orcs don't live in dungeons, they live in that swampy city on the western edge of the basic Runebound/Road to Legend map.

3. If another campaign expansion comes out for Descent, what will its most likely theme be?

If they do them in the same order as the Runebound expansions, desert. Otherwise it could be snow or jungle, although the snow thing has already been used in Caves of Ice and you'd probably need that expansion too.

4. Have fighter classes ever been punished for using magic?

Can't wear too heavy an armour if they're using runes. They probably don't really have magical power dice either, so their attack won't be as awesome and will likely bump off an ogre's armour.

5. Are there any heroes who never made it to Runebound?

The ones from Well of Darkness? Unless they're the ones from the jungle expansion, but I thought those were brand-new ones (I'm not a big fan of Runebound so haven't paid attention).
Let's see:
Descent heroes (20) were split between Runebound (12) and the watery expansion (8);
Well of Darkness heroes (6) - ?
Altar of Despair heroes (6) - Sands of Al-Kalim
Caves of Ice heroes (6) - snowy Runebound expansion.

6. Name a named Villain who has appeared in more than one of the games?

Thaad the ogre? Or the Master Necromancer from Runewars, but the reference is probably to Runebound, so don't know.

7. Which race in Runewars fit in the least with the established cannon at the time?

Uthuk (barbarians).

8. The hero component in Runewars never made any sense. Why?

Because you're too dense to understand it? Or because we previously haven't seen armies use heroes in Runebound/Descent.

9. Which monster that has a miniature is the most unrepresented in the games so far?

Ice drake I'd say.

10. Get two monsters together in a room and you may end up with another monster. Which one?

Shit don't remember. Two different ones? Ok, let's say a wraith and a medusa will have a little baby Golem.

1. Who is the only God-like being to make 2 separate appearances?

erm....

2. Why are their no orcs in Dragonfire Dungeon?

ehhhh...

3. If another campaign expansion comes out for Descent, what will its most likely theme be?

duh?

4. Have fighter classes ever been punished for using magic?

Well...

5. Are there any heroes who never made it to Runebound?

Ah?

6. Name a named Villain who has appeared in more than one of the games?

Pffff....

7. Which race in Runewars fit in the least with the established cannon at the time?

The Elves, I guess

8. The hero component in Runewars never made any sense. Why?

Because they... oh, never mind

9. Which monster that has a miniature is the most unrepresented in the games so far?

Tsja..

10. Get two monsters together in a room and you may end up with another monster. Which one?

Awwww....


That's maybe one out of ten, and I own all three games. Not a good student

1. Who is the only God-like being to make 2 separate appearances?

Elminster

2. Why are their no orcs in Dragonfire Dungeon?

There were no orcs in Dragonfire Dungeon, so there are no orcs at Dragonfire
Dungeon. However, we may not have orcs, but we have Pepsi.

3. If another campaign expansion comes out for Descent, what will its most likely theme be?

A random amalgam of fantasy.

4. Have fighter classes ever been punished for using magic?

During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

5. Are there any heroes who never made it to Runebound?

Zeddicus Zu'l Zorandor

6. Name a named Villain who has appeared in more than one of the games?

Scorpion

7. Which race in Runewars fit in the least with the established cannon at the time?

Cylons. I mean, what the fuck?

8. The hero component in Runewars never made any sense. Why?

The playing pieces aren't painted.

9. Which monster that has a miniature is the most unrepresented in the games so far?

Balrog

10. Get two monsters together in a room and you may end up with another monster. Which one?

Peryton. Bullette maybe.

1. Who is the only God-like being to make 2 separate appearances?

Christian T. Petersen

2. Why are their no orcs in Dragonfire Dungeon?

They heard the card combat sucked and didn't bother to show up for work.

3. If another campaign expansion comes out for Descent, what will its most likely theme be?

Deckbuilding.

4. Have fighter classes ever been punished for using magic?

Yes, Burlock Meatchopper once tried to pull a quarter from behind Will Kenyon's ear. He was executed on the spot.

5. Are there any heroes who never made it to Runebound?

Snake Plissken, Indiana Jones, Link, Ken B., the passengers of United 93, Chewbacca, Barbarella, and Flennetar the Paladin.

6. Name a named Villain who has appeared in more than one of the games?

Martin Wallace

7. Which race in Runewars fit in the least with the established cannon at the time?

Hispanics, because the game is racist and they were the first non-whites in Terrinoth

8. The hero component in Runewars never made any sense. Why?

Because we simply cannot comprehend its greatness

9. Which monster that has a miniature is the most unrepresented in the games so far?

Horj'azeth the Shitmonster

10. Get two monsters together in a room and you may end up with another monster. Which one?

The Beast with Two Backs

I am taking this test very seriously. With my serious face.

1. Who is the only God-like being to make 2 separate appearances?


This is probably some Runebound shit, so I have no freaking idea. I'll take a wild guess and say Kalladra?

2. Why are their no orcs in Dragonfire Dungeon?


You mean as enemies? Is it because they are heroes/playable characters? Not bad guys?

3. If another campaign expansion comes out for Descent, what will its most likely theme be?

Must be either desert, snow or jungle. I'll go with desert!

4. Have fighter classes ever been punished for using magic?
Hmm, if this is Runebound stuff, that game looks boring so I have no idea. I'll go with yes. Doesn't Hugo have a drawback that he can't use runes?

5. Are there any heroes who never made it to Runebound?

I have no idea which ones, but I'm sure there are because I know Descent has the most heroes of all the games.

6. Name a named Villain who has appeared in more than one of the games?

The Farrows

7. Which race in Runewars fit in the least with the established cannon at the time?


Berserkers

8. The hero component in Runewars never made any sense. Why?


No idea, is this a subjective question?

9. Which monster that has a miniature is the most unrepresented in the games so far?


Kobolds

10. Get two monsters together in a room and you may end up with another monster. Which one?

I know the Ferrox evolve from Razorwings, so I'll go with that.





Half your questions involve Runebound in some way I bet, since you like that game and since nobody else plays that stupid boring game, your questions are rendered irrelevant. And also you are ugly.

I hope I get lower than a B+, I like being spanked.

Columbob is the winner.
The looser is me for having to read through all your lame attempts at comedy.

You should've posted it on Monday, rather than Friday.

How about coughing up some answers. People are dying from the suspense here.

Jur wrote:

You should've posted it on Monday, rather than Friday.

If you cant do a decent comedy routine on a Friday, how you going to do one on a monday.

Mr Skeletor wrote:

The looser is me for having to read through all your lame attempts at comedy.

This in a thread titled school.