And this is the #1 rated boardgame?

Jeb, I'm having trouble reading your spreadsheet. Does that say "coffee" in cell C1?

eat dick, Shellface!

Sorry Barney, but Jeb already selected "dick eating." You'll have to select your next best option.

Don't forget that by being the one to select eating dick, you have the option of giving a Dirty Sanchez to the player to your right as well.

-M

Come, come now Malloc - I'm sure he's well aware.

So Barney just collect your brown cubes so we can continue, yes?

*collects 4 brown cubes*

Jesus, you guys are totally playing sub-optimally. Jeb had no business eating dick.

Ska_baron wrote:

Sorry Barney, but Jeb already selected "dick eating." You'll have to select your next best option.

Malloc wrote:

Don't forget that by being the one to select eating dick, you have the option of giving a Dirty Sanchez to the player to your right as well.

-M

now THATS funny!

Back when I was still excited by Euros, I remember one time we were going to play PR and we had a newbie come in. We were all snickering amongst ourselves, saying "I want to sit beside the new guy!" laughing at our little private joke, bewildering our friend.

It embarrasses me to even just remember it now. How horrible nerdy geeky that was, and not in a good way.

kookoobah wrote:

It embarrasses me to even just remember it now. How horrible nerdy geeky that was, and not in a good way.

Don't look at your avatar pic then

I'm waiting until next turn, when I'll be able to eat a whole bag of dicks.

kookoobah wrote:

Back when I was still excited by Euros, I remember one time we were going to play PR and we had a newbie come in. We were all snickering amongst ourselves, saying "I want to sit beside the new guy!" laughing at our little private joke, bewildering our friend.

It embarrasses me to even just remember it now. How horrible nerdy geeky that was, and not in a good way.

This is fucking hilarious. Man, you just made my day.