DIGers Membership Request

I am interested in joining the super secret private email list called the DIGers.

If a member reading this would be so kind as to send membership requiremets to my private e-mail along with any fees needed, I would appreciate it.

Please send DIGers membership application to my e-mail below:

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Thanks!

No.

Oh well..Thanks for the prompt response

After the recent Southernman thread, the idea of a private e-mail group that just talked games sounded really good!

Mr. Weeks,

After considering your application, it falls upon me to inform you that your taste in games is poorly refined. In addition your execution of the secret handshake is laughable. Moreover, by revealing our existence you’ve already violated our #1 tenant.

***cue deep voice***
YOU ARE HEREBY VANISHED FROM THE AWESOMEST SUPER DUPER COOL GAMERS CLUB, FOR TIME ETERNAL! NOW BEGONE!

Thanks for considering DIG for your gaming needs.

Perhaps I could be sponsored for a Temporary probationary membership?

I can pretty much say my Troll days are behind me, so if the board is worried about me violating membership rules with personal attacks or revealing club newsletter content you can rest assured that this will not happen.

As to my gaming resume, highlights include:

***Designer of the mutiny rule in Days of Wonder's Pirate's Cove. My name appears in print in the rulebook.

*** 300+ Game collection that includes most of the major Euro releases

*** Attendance at BGG Con and Dragon Con

*** Host of the highly successful "Ultimate Podcast" and "The Dice Lounge Video series

Please forward this to the Grand DIGer.

Steve Weeks wrote: Perhaps I could be sponsored for a Temporary probationary membership?

I can pretty much say my Troll days are behind me, so if the board is worried about me violating membership rules with personal attacks or revealing club newsletter content you can rest assured that this will not happen.

As to my gaming resume, highlights include:

***Designer of the mutiny rule in Days of Wonder's Pirate's Cove. My name appears in print in the rulebook.

*** 300+ Game collection that includes most of the major Euro releases

*** Attendance at BGG Con and Dragon Con

*** Host of the highly successful "Ultimate Podcast" and "The Dice Lounge Video series

Please forward this to the Grand DIGer.

So. A reformed troll eh? Hmm…

Impressive resume. I’ll put in a good word for you. But you need to work on those handshake skills.

Conditional membership is given for attendance at WBC where I will drink you under the table.

Should you survive the ordeal, you will be a provisional member..

Certainly no one could still be holding a grudge from my "Andy Kaufman" shows. If that is the case then it seems we are no better than the do nothing Congress in Washington.

If someone on the DIGers board was offended by me have them contact me privately and lets work this out.

Conditional membership is given for attendance at WBC where I will drink you under the table.

Should you survive the ordeal, you will be a provisional member..

The WBC has been on my list for a LONG time! I just wish it was closer to Texas.